Congrats on getting yourself immortalized for the ages on Look At This Fucking Hipster. Now will you put some shoes on, so the rest of the customers of this north-end coffee shop don’t have to endure your sweaty feet?
Also, uh, you’re violating the health code. —Brewing coffee smells wonderful. Your fungus-infested toes do not
This article appears in Jul 22-28, 2010.
ewww, hahaha.
don’t take true hippies down a peg by aligning dirt bags from the north end with people who have strong political and social principles and who actually contribute to making a change in the world, rather then sucking at Daddy’s money teet, skipping showers, riding a “fixy”, and acting like a know-it-all douche.
I know a guy who’s winter footwear consists of Old Navy flip flops (and I’m talking snow and freezing rain). Summer footwear = none. Yup, not for me.
No shoes, no shirt – No hassle, Dude. Stop being such a mega-fascist^^^
Just kidding – I hate hippies.
wow I suck … whose
Oh gawd, I love not wearing shoes. But in stores or something I definitely do!! I can’t imagine putting my gross feet on some store’s floor 😛 but the pavement outside and dirty apartment hallways or okay for me! Ickk, my feet are so gross :D!! I don’t care though ;D
I was in the playground the other day and had just opened a can of Coke, (my only caffeine source) when this hipster hears me open it. (She has butt-length hair, straw hat, drindle skirt, dirty tank top, hairy pits…) Anyway, she looks down at the can, looks back up at me with a look of incredulous disbelief on her face, back down at the can, and then back up at me with a shake of her head and a long sigh. I made sure not to move away as I took long, satisfying sips and admired the can as it sparkled in the sun. Yummm!
What’s wrong with a can of Coke?
That’s what I was wondering, Newtohalifax! Maybe because it’s not organic- oh the horror! But she was glaring distinctively at it.
Was it one of those funky zero calorie ones?
To the followers of L. Ron Chomsky, any evil in the world that can’t be laid at the feet of Halliburton, The United Fruit Company, The C.I.A., The World Bank, The Republican Party, or The School of the Americas is clearly the fault of the Coca Cola Corporation. Drinking it makes you complicit in the evils of fascist Amerika.
And a day does not go by that I don’t curse my pussy-ass slacker pancreas. YOU’RE DEAD TO ME YOU FISH-SHAPED, SPONGY, GRAYISH PINK, NON-ENZYME SECRETING BASTARD. YOU HEAR THAT.? FUCKING DEAD TO ME!
No it was regular Coke! If it wasn’t, i’d be wrinkling my nose too- that stuff tastes awful! 😉
I bet the hippie thinks Coke is an evil corporate giant responsible for dirtying children’s teeth and depelting water resources, or something like that.
Ha ha! That was good, Ivan. Now I know what her problem was! 😀
It isn’t Coke that’s polluting the children, it is Justin somebody whose last name sounds like a cousin of a rodent.
What happened to “No shoes, no shirt, NO SERVICE!” Get that bum out of there. Their nasty athlete’s foot is not welcome!
the toe fetish person attacks again.
Some asshole thought he could come into the liquor store barefoot because “there’s no law against it man.” It’s called a store policy you dolts! Just because something isn’t voted on by the government doesn’t mean it doesn’t apply in a private business. I fondly remember when I was doing security at a grocery store (such a shit job!) and made a guy put plastic bags on his feet, which cracked up his friends. *sigh* hippies…
http://www.latfh.com/
was it this guy? (2nd from the top)
hahaha
NTH, don’t you know Coca-Cola is an evil American company. Fuck all companies are evil, even the one giving you your paycheques. Fuck these non-working hippies, etc piss me off.
This Bitch is precisely the reason I don’t go to that coffee shop on North St, even though they have the best coffee and it’s only a block from my house.
I just can’t stand all the fucking hipsters. I’d rather hang out with the mutants next door at Robin’s.
I get my cappucino there to go… de-li-cious. Nevermind, the mutants at Robin’s terrify me, where do these creatures come from, anyway?
And seriously – anyone not wearing shoes shouldn’t be in a public business, it’s also a liability for the business owner. Imagine some hippie steps on something and decides to sue. What a pain in the ass that would be. I agree with this bitch 100%.
sodey do you work at any nslc in the area? i used to be up at agricola a few years back. never had anyone come in without shoes before but did have someone wearing a combination of an apron, underwear and long coat once since he was doing laundry a couple blocks away.
The wearing of shoes makes one’s feet sweat and smell, not the eschewing of footware.
eschew obfuscation WORDS RAWK
I worked at Agricola too, but in 1997 or 98… saw all kinds of wacky there. 🙂