I hate that I have to wait a whole year to see you. You’re so funny and friendly and smart and helpful and gentle and charming, and handsome and fit and dorky. Especially dorky.

I wish I had people like you in my life. Or just you.—Can you fake a cavity?

This article appears in Jul 22-28, 2010.

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  2. I used to like mine as well… with a name like Serenity… and the bluest eyes…I mean come on!

    Hey, if you like him so much, eat a big box of oreo cookies while you’re in the waiting room.
    you’ll be in there for hours of ‘quality time’

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  4. HAHA. I had this one friend who was so into her dentist. She came to visit me at my cabin & he was all she talked about. Must be the same Dentist…..OR FRIEND!!

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  6. RLMFAO!!! This is great! Patient: Exsqueeze Me? I haven’t brushed my teeth for 1 yr and my gums are bleeding. Dentist to self: Oh god, the stench eminating from that sweet black bloody mouth is making me hot! Smurfette, I wanna go to your cottage too!

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