Yes, please. Please fill my fb wall with more reasons I am a bitch…
My family is on it, so they really need to see it. But then you’re shocked when you get 50 comments on your bantering posts from my family defending me?
I told you why I won’t go out with you. Since then you like to make your every move public, but I can too; here.
You don’t have a full time job but always have money, get phone calls at stupid hours of the day and take in after-hour meetings in dark parking lots…
You have a grand total of 8 teeth. 2 of them are black. All the money you bragged about spending on the surround sound system, plasma TV and ps3 should have gone to a good dentist.
Speaking of money. I don’t care. you know when I care about money?? when it’s mine. I am not a material person, I never have been, I do what I can with what I have and some things have to wait.
Your family puts the fun in dysfunction. I am almost 30, if I ever told my mother to shut the fuck up, while at the dinner table with her 5 grand kids – thankfully not yours – sitting there, I would have my ass kicked. But your mother just sat there and actually shut the fuck up.
You have the people skills of a pirate and wonder why you have no friends. The people who willingly hang out with you need you for your fancy TV and fun weed, plus you’ll buy them beer. Why a 32 year old man allows 16 year old girls in his apartment (and by apartment, I mean above-parents-garage loft), I have no idea.
So you are wondering why I won’t go out with you, here’s why:
you’re an idiot with no future.
I only met you through your one sane family member. And at first meeting thought you were a little hard on the head but some what cool. Then I got to know you, and I have regretted it ever since. Now how about you leave me alone. I spelled it out pretty clear, didn’t even use any big words.
PS, I know it sounds like I am addicted to fb, I am not, I work too much to really pay that much attention to it. but I signed in and there was his comment with 55 comments on it from my family defending me… I need him to leave me alone so my family stops worrying. —Removed as fb friend
This article appears in Jul 8-14, 2010.
“Why a 32 year old man allows 16 year old girls in his apartment (and by apartment, I mean above-parents-garage loft), I have no idea.”
You and everyone on this board knows why.
As for FB, here’s a perfect example for people to be extremely careful with it.
Why do I feel like I’ve just channnel-surfed onto the Jerry Springer Show after reading this post? Where’s the remote? Click…
Holy fuck a nun’s ear, you can almost smell the scent of STDs – more pungent than a steamed jumbulaya of sheep shit & the scent glands of two dozen tire-tracked skunks.
Anyway, tell him via FB that you are keeping track of all his messages and if he refuses to stop, you will contact FB about his harrassment and then the cops. If you don’t want the hassle, you could close your FB account and open one with a pseudonym.
Face crack…yet another reason to NEVER JOIN & NEVER GO THERE !
“hard on the head but some what cool”
Having low standards for facebook friends is your own damn fault.
oh i laughed so hard at this. the ones that are the most retarded are the ones who pursue normal ppl the most hahahahahaha
what’s the problem girlfriend sounds like a happn’n dude to me 🙂
see that, you should have got hold of the suckster, too late now baby.
and as to facebook, fuck them all, they are going to get a real good fucking suing pretty soon, from over 10,000 people worldwide, for deleting and disabling people’s accts., without any real reasons.
A righteous bitch, with a wonderfully picturesque personality sketch thrown in.
I would just contact the police ASAP anyway. I had an ex who out of the blue starting contacting me and causing trouble. I went to the police that day and they put a stop to it. Now if he ever tries to contact me in any way again, he will be facing harassment charges. Don’t wait to put a stop to this, do it now! The guy your talking about sounds a lot like my ex. The only way you can make someone like that leave you alone is getting the police involved…continuing the online back-and-forth won’t do much. And it doesn’t help your case.
maybe they’ll revoke his parole?
ummm maybe I’m missing something here, but why don’t you just block and delete the person off your facebook so they can’t make comments?? I really do feel for you though… definitely something to take up with the police if you keep getting harassed.
Wow, why not post his address so we can go lynch his goddamn pot-smokin commie hippie ass! Yeah! I love me a good lynchin’ Bobbie! Get My pitchfork and torches quiiiick!
Seriously, wow. Awesome lesson in security for the young, naive and horny out there.