This is to thank the cocksucker that scratched my red pontiac G5 bumper in the parking lot of the Clayton Park Sobeys on July 2nd sometime between 7pm and 8:30pm while I was buying groceries for my two children.
As a single mom, you probably feel I have alllll kinds of money to get that fixed… well I don’t. So now, thanks to you being a chicken shit to owe up to your mistake, I have to drive around looking like a moron that backed into something WHEN I DIDN’T. You know who you are and I hope you sleep well at night knowing you are a chicken shit bastard (or cunt) that is weak and spineless.
If it was me ( and I know you know you did it… duh big bumpy scrappy noise!!) I would have left a note and my number.
Asshole – Karma’s a bitch ya know??? And I believe she is watching you!!!
I hope my red paint looks good on your black car, cuz your black paint looks just marvy on my red paint – prick!!! —RED WITH ANGER – my car misses its paint !!!!
This article appears in Jul 1-7, 2010.
go go embrace the bull me darlin, but that big dog called karma is not coming
more karma… she’s gonna be busy for a while if this keeps up.
and I’m still surprised at how many c-bomb’s are good to go.
I think the rules around here may very well be changing slightly for the better.
Of course Sobeys didn’t offer to help you now did they? Lots of security camera in that area.
karma just called and said she is not answering stupid requests anymore. she said to tell you that you are on your own. and don’t bother saying her name again, anyone.
dog=karma=god…snort… aint gonna help, the dog is at least useful. grrr
I think Karma is going to turn out to be like those vultures on that poster that everybody owned back in the 70s.
“PATIENCE MY ASS – I’M GOING TO KILL SOMEBODY WHO DOESN’T DESERVE IT!”
I just called the Karma hotline…they are still passing out numbers for service…your number is 765,879,234,979,556,465,654,955,526,598,987… they did mention to please feel free to do something else until they can get to you, presently they are getting through 6 numbers a day…They really appreciate your patience, & look forward to rectifying your horrible experience with a large dose of payback in the future, although as you can see it will be far , far into the future.
Thank you come again
more dead anarchist…thank you gentlemans. good gaffawing for a lundi, hey is that severe french^^^
“more dead anarchist” Either Fille D’agonie has dropped a comma or she’s come up with a kickass bumper sticker/punk band name.
Il n’ya pas de quoi, ma petite corbeau. Le Rawque, le rawque
the comma was left out on porpoise, nowt autre was not…by jebus i love me da language
I got a fever, and the only cure is…more dead anarchist
very good…still chuckling. he has the right build and is light on his feet wylb
Loves me dat Fatboy Slim vid.
Karma karma karma chameleon – she comes and goes, she comes and gooooeeeeeessssss – very brief harp solo – Karma and St. Francis of Assiassi and their winged cast of thundering bird feet will be appearing at the Casino for the rest of the month as warmup to a fuzzballed Sam Kinison sockpuppet.
Damn, I just missed the sing-a-long TTFN!
Can’t wait for the puppet show though. Quick! Someone alert the ‘Puppet Bitcher’ so he or she doesn’t miss it! Hehehehehehehe!
WHAAAADDDDATHEFUCKISWRONGWITHYOUYOUCRAZYBITCH?! DON’TYAKNOWIGOTCOTTON/SPANDEXBALLLLLLSSINMYTHROAT?????IFIGETMYHANDSONYOUTTFNI’LLFUCKYOUWITHARUSTYSTOPSIGNANDSPINITLIKEAFUCKINGDRILLLLLLLLL!!!!!!
Hey, I’m a fan.
I just wrote a bit Sam-style and it got the ol’ censor bar big time. Something about Sam bitching about the cotton/spandex fuzzballs in his mouth, followed by a threat to impale me on a rusty stop sign and spin it around like drill. I think the ALL CAPS might have tipped ’em off.
Hey, will ya look at that – it didn’t disappear after all. Huh.
I’m defending the person who hit and ran but it could have been a lot worse, like the entire back end being torn apart.
And don’t worry what other people think about the scratch, life’s way too short to worry about useless stuff like that.
Oooooops, meant to say “NOT defending….” in my last post
Calm the fuck down…its the bumper. Yes it sucks, but its only a scratch right?
Get hip to the fact that most people have WAY more to deal with than scoping the bumper of your car. Fix it when you can, with or without douchebag’s insurance money. Own the problem, don’t let it own you.
Christ, and you have kids?! You sound like one yourself.
I’m betting the OP was never hit by anyone else. I’m betting she backed into something at some point and didn’t realize it until she finally spotted the scratch and automatically assumed that someone else hit her.