Dear high school students, if I see you come to my restaurant again, especially all at once in a giant herd, I will increase the service charge 5 percent more with each rude, demanding and idiotic request you make. I am a waitress, not your slave you arrogant little shits. With love, your sassy local waitress. —Tip Your Goddamn Waitress

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  1. high school kids tipping a waitress, you gotta be kidding. these little fucks don’t even know how to tie their velcro taped shoes yet. i have yet to see any of these so called future leaders and generation, be anyway nice to an older person, even their own fucking parents. maybe that’s where the trouble starts anyway?

  2. Most women my age worked while raising they’re children.The generation before mine, a lot of our mother’s were stay at home mom’s,which I feel made a good number of mom’s of my generation feel guilty about having or wanting to work outside of the home.This guilt made a good number of working women attempt to “buy” they’re children’s love, which “spoiled” them.
    I was a stay at home mom.In no way am I saying that I was a perfect mother.I am repeating what many of my working female friends told me about their feelings of guilt while raising their children.

  3. What, I agree with Blow Me again? A gaggle of teenagers coming into your establishment isn’t exactly a sign of a big payday OP. Yea and they’re going to be annoying. One of the reasons I never became a waitress.

  4. LOL my mom was the opposite, boru. She worked and I was anything but spoiled by her. She definitely knew how to tow the line and say no. And there was absolutely no expectation that I WOULDN’T have a career while I was growing up. She always said that women need to be able to support themselves. Most of all my friends growing up are stay at home mommies now and were taught growing up by their moms that they needed to find a man to support them and their kids. A lot of these women are university educated too!

    My mom was an excellent female role model.

    I don’t look down upon women who stay at home with their kids — not in the least — I’d love to do that until my kids start school — but the ones who go on about how it’s a ‘full time job’ and how it’s just as hard to be a stay at home mom/homemaker as having an outside job irk me. MOST of the women with jobs outside the home still have to come home and do all the same shit as the stay at home moms have all fucking day to do. One of the huge drawbacks to having kids right now for me is the fact that when I get home after work I’m tired as FUCK and can’t imagine having to look after a kid when I’m that exhausted.

    Props to my mom on that (especially since her kid didn’t sleep through the night until she was 4). She went back to work when I was 3 months old.

    Being a working mom is 100% harder than being a stay at home mom.

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