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Three months. Three pretty OK months…some amazing fucking sex, and some pretty mediocre sex. Now I am done with you. If you can’t be convenient, neither can I. Please pick up your toothbrush asap…it kind of disgusts me every time I open my bathroom cabinet. —Meow
This article appears in Nov 1-7, 2012.
13 Comments
He’s not coming back ,wog. But he wants you to think of him everytime you scrub the bidet.
You could just throw it out you know.
i thought this was going to be about dog poop, what madeinthe80’s said
It is pretty obvious to me that Meow is sick of his/her live in. How come after three months having the stuff around has suddenly become such a problem? Chuck it is what I would do. Face it. The main reason is the sex. Understandable. Move on.
Meow …I got a new electric tooth brush, so you can toss that one you’ve been pissin’ on away.
More, I was kinda thinking that too.
I wonder what he did to Meow’s?
http://cdn.memegenerator.net/instances/400…
you should have swallowed more o.p., too fucking bad, and tough fucking luck. you brought it on yourself.
Me0w got dumped.
How many other guys were using the toothbrush in that three months? Or you? Lol. Shudder….
Meh and meh.
Something tells me there is more to this than a toothbrush. Really? Who the fuck cares about a $3 toothbrush?
Typical relationship bitch, all about sex, convenience and toothbrushes.
It’s a toothbrush; throw it away already. What are you clinging on to the past for? If he doesn’t have a new one by now, well.. that’s just pretty disgusting.