To the two fat fucks who flew by me and gave me about half an inch of space on my bike this morning on Cole Harbour Road, there’s no rush, the processed breakfast will still be at the drive thru window when you get there. I know that your bicycles would crumble under you if you attempted to ride but at least try and make it easier for those of us who have the gumption to self propel ourselves… —Glad I Can Bike
This article appears in Nov 1-7, 2012.
OMG another “I’m a biker and I’m better than everyone else” bitch.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KVfre88OQ2I…
cranky, is that you again, trying to get killed. jebus cristo man, watch out for those have have 4 wheels, stead of your 2. they be gonna take you out one of these days, and i just bet, that they read the coast, to see about what goes on in their pursuit of the almighty burger.
I don’t think I would bike in this city without a helmet cam.
Being unable to report idiot drivers would get to me much too quickly.
brake fluid on their paint jobs!
Those fools with their processed breakfasts! The organic carrot I stuck up my ass provides all the food energy I need for the day.
Not me, not really into the newfangled techy stuff so the last thing I’m going to do is strap a camera on my head. This was in the news earlier this week I think. It is a good idea though.
well you seem to have a decent grip on riding in the city, cranky…
unlike a lot of others who really could benefit from a little camera mount
can you mount a camera? what kind of sex would that be called?
pixel-ations?
and fs, that’s the way to get the fibre right where it counts. man, you owe me a new keyboard after that one.
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: Mad Dog Molly (11/1, 2:53PM)
“What kind of sex would that be called?”
It depends on the camera’s shutter speed. “Abbreviated” or “painful sex”comes to mind. Avoid mounting cameras.
A pleasure as always.
Cheerio!
Furious, Ms. Baker asked me to bring you a plate of processed breakfast and carrots. After you finish eating can you touch up my fade?
MM. I applaud your whimsical response. I didn’t think you had “it” in you. At least Furious did.
d’ya suppose that’s why it’s called a ‘root’ vegetable?
man fuck you and your bike you came to close to them. i fucking hate fat fucks to eating they gresy ass shit. go propel some more. throu some shit at them, next time like rocks and wood if they wanna fuck with you but fuck your bike.
Well I hate arse peddlars too. I can’t blame the fatties. Those bikes are a pain in the ass. Besides being annoying at the best of times it would be just TOO Much on an empty gut. You should know it is very dangerous to get between a woman and her grub, arse peddler.
OP, my grandma is overweight, so fuch off with the fat insults you insensitive neanderthal. Either learn to drive your bike properly or get a bus pass.
fuck her to bitch keep fucking eating you gresy ass food
nukka you don’t even make sense just a string of obscenities. Learn how to put a sentence together or go back to school. My 6 year old grandson could do better than that.
If you guys never see me again it’s because I’m fuckin DEAD at that Furious comment.. holy shit I’m in fuckin tears. I nominate it for post of the year.
I agree; that was pretty good. A good laugh Furious even for me at this early in the morning!!!
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: Senor Campana (11/10, 6:53PM)
Thank you Campana. I also enjoyed your double entendre with your use of “in.” Keep it “up.”
A pleasure as always.
Cheerio!
woggie …my 4 year old grand daughter does do a better job !
little sister (aka nukka) … she’ just posin’ fer attention.
You see that with young children all the time.