I hate that you left me because I was sick. I hate that you barely talk to me now and I miss you like crazy. I still love you and I always will. —Lonely Girl
This article appears in Jun 17-23, 2010.
Bannanas
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look under the love for mr. bannanas
I’d break up with you for being unable to spell “bananas” also.
No, you won’t always love that person – unless you’re Miss Havisham.
if they are that much of a fuckhead, then you don’t need them. there’s always some other better dude out there, with a bigger and better banmana. enter q., stage center.
OP: A banana is not a substitute for a real penis. Just ask the guys at Reflections.
Good lord, build a bridge and get over it. Then read a book, or maybe listen to some Gwen Stefani, at least she’ll help you with the spelling problems.
DEEP BREATH, DEEP BREATH, DEEP BREATH… Phew!
OK OK I’m here, what’d I miss?
Oh hey OP, you legal?