This is a shout out to my main man, so as a warning to all you online folk reading, it’s going to be a giant ball of corniness.
The brief encounter we had before we were together led me to write a love about you on here a little while back. Although you never actually read that love, we started hanging out shortly after and have been joined at the hip since.
I’m so fucking happy I met you, you are absolutely amazing. I’ve never actually met someone who has caused me to go all starry eyed before, but how can I not. We have so many similar interests and your caring, energetic and humorous nature always makes a bad day good, and a good day better.
I love how we can take a day of doing absolutely nothing and make it an incredible time of writing songs and making gangster zombie movie plans.
You are everything I always wanted in a partner and I have fallen head over heels in love with you.—The One With the Brusied Ribs
This article appears in Jun 10-16, 2010.


This is a GD Love!
I just felt some of that little barf come up while reading this.
I can feel the rage, OP.
sorry folks… 🙁
It’s been put back where it belongs.
Still makes me barf, though! But I’m happy for the OP.
mmm gangster zombie movies…. that’s largely untapped I suppose.
or a zombie cooking show….
I mean, not actually cooking zombies, but rather zombies preparing food that tastes good and looks gross.
I would SO watch that
me too zZz…tonight will be making chicken stew, oops damn my arm fell off again. get that for me will ya dear. i’m combining meaning of life with the cooking show
Picture it zZz, zombies making their way towards you with their ghetto blasters going.
It would be cheese at it’s greatest.