Awww girl you are the best friend/partner in crime EVER!
I just wanted to tell you that, because I know you read this thang. Dont worry, if you wear the lampshade tomorrow night I will take care of you even if you get all surly-like haha and I will wear flats if I can find a pair (as an attempt) to reduce the chances of stumbliness. Then we can all eat garlic fingers with donair sauce and sing loudly/badly out my window. What’s funner that that?
Anytime you call I will come running like Burt Reynolds xo —I peed on your floor a little bit…
This article appears in Jun 10-16, 2010.


a lampshade holy shit that sounds like a really wild hing to do never heard of such tomfoolery and nonsensicle mirth making 🙂
sounds like my kind of date martym, where are you at girl, i think i’m in love.
yea but probably a good time charley you know as soon as the ummm glow fades from the lampshade they’ll be gone soon enough 🙂
NKOTB! Oohhh baby…
boooooKOTB