What’s with letting parcels sit around the office for weeks or more at a time? The truth is some things are time sensitive but other than that, the longer something sits around in the office the more apt it is to get lost stolen, misplaced, dropped, broken, crushed or just plain old. I doubt that what you are doing is legal, let alone moral. It can’t be that hard to let people know they have mail by any one of a number of modern means of communication such as the phone, email, note on the door, note under the door, note on or in the mail box. You sure don’t have any trouble connecting with people when it is something that you deem to be important, usually horrific and intrusive in nature. I would love to know how other apartment buildings handle this situation. Chances are they have a better system, just another sign of how uncaring and unprofessional you people really are. —II
This article appears in Oct 11-17, 2012.


The apartments I’ve called home either stick a note for you on the entrance door…
or stick it to the outside of your mailbox.
You know… ‘the regular way’.
As long as they aren’t opening your mail, I’m not sure what illegalities there are in your situation.
now you know why it’s called snail mail. mail a letter from your place to next door, takes about a week or more. send one to china, it’s there in less than 48 fucking hours. think i’m kidding, check the net for longest delivery of mail.
“You sure don’t have any trouble connecting with people when it is something that you deem to be important, usually horrific and intrusive in nature.”
Is it just me or are bitches writing odd sentences tonight?
in an apartment building, if mail comes to your box by mistake, you just take it, and slide it under the door that it was intended for. holding boxes and shit, canada post usually just puts a thing in your box, or drops on your door know, if able to get to your apartment. that’s how it works here, no one gets anything that they don’t own, til the card is turned in.