To the half-wit who smashed a window in order to get into my car’s trunk on Hollis St. on Wednesday night:
You left $500 in cash, 1.75 l. of gin, 1 l. of tequila, 1 l. of Cointreau, a case of beautiful wine (worth about $400), an antique sterling silver pitcher, and a brand new MEC tent. You took a bag of dirty laundry (you’ll discover that my bowels were upset for part of my trip).
It will be a nuisance to replace the smashed window, but I will have the pleasure of despising your impotence. —Didn’t want to do the laundry anyway
This article appears in Jun 3-9, 2010.
and who says thieves aren’t fucking stupid. too much crack will do that to ya boobies.
You’re bitching he didn’t steal your stuff? Interesting.
So you’re telling us all that you shit yourself repeatedly? That’s what I’m getting out of this.
I’m kind of getting that too, but I’m hoping it’s just anger talking.
What do you drive, and how soon will you be looking into other means of storage?
This is crazy…who carries around $500 cash in their trunk with a large assortment of liquor!!?? And you keep your soiled underwear next to it all? Gross, don’t go to this person’s parties!!
You get poop stains?? Yuck. I get stomach problems sometimes….but I NEVER get poop stains. Because my mommy taught me how to wipe myself properly.
or just maybe they ran out of depends. and i think cash and booze was inside car, not the trunk of it, clarify o.p.
Pointless bitch. I hope next time they clean everything out.
all i thought of was margaritas, cointreau is better than triple sec
What the fuck is “despising your impotence” supposed to mean? Did you mean “incompetence”? Even “despising your incompetence” doesn’t make any sense, why would you despise his incompetence if that was what made him leave all the valuable shit and take the laundry in the first place. Unless you were actually talking about erectile dysfunction… there’s no reason to despise his impotence unless you’re fucking him.
WURDZ ARE HARD!!!
Fizz – impotence doesn’t just mean penis issues. It means: powerlessness: the quality of lacking strength or power; being weak and feeble. OP despises HER/HIS impotence!
Man, kids these days. Ever heard of a dictionary? It’s a helpful tool if you don’t understand the big words grown ups use. Stay in school kiddo and you can use big words too instead of ranting like a moron!