To my OMC (older man crush)—thank you for being so damn attractive! It really perks me up at work. From your scruffy beard to the way you walk oh so calmly around, I love it. I almost wish something more could happen that just a “Hi” in the lunchroom. —YLA
This article appears in Sep 27 – Oct 3, 2012.
You probably shouldn’t be boinking on the lunchroom tables anyways…
that’s where people eat FFS!