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To the gentleman at a certain coffee and doughnut shop this morning, I’ll bet it never occurred to you that someone else -namely the person who ordered immediately before you- could possibly have the SAME order as yourself. I’ll also also bet that it never even crossed your mind that the order you shoved a small woman in a pink shirt out of the way for, might not have been yours. So sir! I’ll work on becoming a solid mass of rock so as to not be so easily shoved aside again, while you blissfully enjoy my toasted everything bagel with cream cheese. Have a nice, completely unaware of the people around you day, buddy! —Guess I wasn’t fast enough
This article appears in Jun 23-29, 2016.


Obliviousness? Obliviousness! Kids… stop making up words! I’ll ignore the poor grammar and punctuation. Oh, for a hyphen!
Still a douche move, just the same.
Using order numbers helps in these situations, at times at least.
It’s a shame what minimum wage workers have to put up with in your average coffee dive. Those kids deserve a lot more for the shit they have to deal with day in and day out, especially if you have asshole customers like Bagel Boy. Don’t even get me started on the rude Boomers with a sense of entitlement as long as the Angus L.
an OP that self describes as a small woman with a pink skirt? why is the pink skirt relevant? I call fake bitch.
Let me guess. He got in a BMW.
I’m pretty sure that “shoved” isn’t the appropriate word for this situation, more than likely “bumped into me” or “squeezed past” would be more on point. We get it, the guy was rude! You don’t have to make it sound like you were assaulted to make your point.
I almost dislike this new wave of whiney pussydom even more than good, old fashioned rudeness.