I have lived all over the HRM from north end Dartmouth, to Portland Estates, from north end Halifax to Bedford, to the south end and back again. I am currently in Fairview. Why does everyone here think they are a member of G-unit? Some pimply faced young white guy comes up to me and says “Sup cuz?” I guess tryin to make me nervous. I’m not. I went to school in N.E.D and lived on Pinecrest. I have been stomped once or twice. (Lover, not a fighter, amiright ladies?) I am not impressed or frightened by your wannabe-gangsta ass. And shouldn’t you be in school, anyway? Or did you already get suspended for bringing in a knife and flashing it out in the open so everyone knew how “thug-life” you were? Believe me there are some real thugs in this town and if you ever bump heads with one, you’ll be smartening the eff up right quick b’i. Go back to your mom’s basement and start reading a book and maybe you’ll be a worth-while human being after all. —You Just Look Stupid

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  1. g-unit, you mean the goldilocks kids. fuck me o.p., don’t let those little fucking wankers get your undies in a bunch. about 6 years ago, my then female partner and i, were on the way to her mom’s place. there was about 8-10 of these little shitheads sitting on the wall by her place. one said something as we were going inside, in about 2 steps i grabbed this little shitball by the throat and asked what he said. the poor baby fucking near started to cry. and said that if i didn’t let go, the rest of the g-unit there would hurt us. how you gonna do that boy, when i got you by the throat, and your buddies are fucking off, like scared little rats.
    when i let him go about 5 minutes later, he looked around, realized that he was by himself, and then told me he was sorry, thought i was someone else. i looked little fuck in the eye, told him he would be dead now, except my woman didn’t want me to do it. told him that if i ever seen him or his doing shit like that again, then there wouldn’t be a let go, and i’d take the rest of them out too. yeah, i’m a tough guy. but these little pieces of shit only understand that you have to be that way. believe me, i don’t get off on hurting anyone, but if you fuck with me or mine, then sso be it. you take your chances. and by the way, i am toned down somewhat since then. but you just never know, from who will rip your head off or your heart out. beware the quiet and serene ones, they are the sleepers.

  2. actually f.s,. my ex from hell. she was one mean bitch. always accused me of screwing or looking to screw anything female. fuck, i was on computer one night, playing chess with a guy in bristol, england, we were having a word thru the chat window. she looks over and starts asking me if i was trying to make a date. her words. yep, a real fucking winner. but the sex was good.

  3. “Go back to your mom’s basement and start reading a book and maybe you’ll be a worth-while (sic) human being after all.” (You Just look Stupid)

    Oh, all right then.

    A pleasure as always.

    Cheerio!

  4. Wait until the Methadone Spa opens, the flotsam and jetsam that wash up on the shores of Fairview will makes the Macey’s Christmas Parade seem like WalMart Porkers Day and Stretchy Pantsapalooza.

  5. Wow Blow Me, you’re a literary genius, well…without the proper spelling and punctuation. You have a real imagination for things only a moron would believe.

  6. Were you talking to me, Stephen?

    Your post is unclear as to the recipient, as well as being internally incoherent.

    A pleasure as always.

    Cheerio!

  7. RSVP

    : Stephen Harper (09/23, 10:18AM)

    Well actually Stephen, I wasn’t sure and didn’t want to be impolite and not answer. Why don’t you adopt my method and indicate the individual by noting the month, date and time? There’s the lad.

    A pleasure as always.

    Cheerio!

  8. sounds made up… I’m not sure he has the mental capacity to handle checkers let alone chess.

    Fairview is skeezy enough without the methadone clinic.
    Pretty soon it’s gonna be even more crime-ridden.
    Another break in in the parking lot at my building over the weekend…
    still no security cameras installed… fucking landlords suck ass.

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