Hey! Nobody wants to hear you yak non-stop before 7 in the morning! Learn to have some respect for the peace and quiet of others who have a longer ride that you and your pal, who want to yak loudly for everyone to hear about your job, life or what you’re doing later. The rest of use don’t care! —Person in the seat next to you
This article appears in Jun 2-8, 2016.
Why I like my mp3 player and book, zone out until I get where I’m going.
Add to that list yakking on your cell phone at top volume about ANYTHING! I am sick to death of people doing job interviews, making doctor appts and discussing with your bestie who you banged on the weekend. I can’t bring a drink on the bus — why should you discuss your life story on the bus?
Easily one of the things I hated most when I was stuck on the Loser Cruiser (the Coasts name for it, not mine). The worst was the time when a guy was on the phone to someone and he gave a play by play of each stop we approached and left. Fuck. Just shut the fuck up, people, most of your fellow passengers haven’t had their 2nd cup of coffee yet.
I take the bus because I couldn’t subject my wife to that kind of insult. I listened to a woman the other day complain about how she was offended by something her boss said at a meeting. She actually admitted to her friend that she wasn’t upset at all about it but the boss took exception for her loudly expressing her fake outrage at the boss. The boss had the audacity of telling her it wasn’t the time and that she should address her privately. the yakker then went on to brag that she was shaking so much with anger she would have punched her in the throat if there weren’t witnesses. BULLSHIIIIIIIT!!! you wouldn’t do a thing…with or without witnesses. mouth breathers!!!
Talking before 7am? That’s a paddlin’!
This bitch can’t be more reasonable. Some people can’t shut the fuck up, ever.
That’s why they invented headphones. Problem solved.