To the university frosh skanks that decided it would be funny to steal a fully dressed mannequin from my store tonight, here’s a big FUCK YOU to you too. —One Seriously Unimpressed Ass Man

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  1. I’m not sure if it’s usually there, because I’m new to the city, but there was an odd looking mannequin tied crudely to a pole near Spring Garden… It scared the crap out of me at first!

  2. Pigs give us so much that is wonderful, it seems churlish to use their name as an epithet. I do however agree. I would have called them fucking spoilt little self-entitled cunts, but – de gustibus non disputandum.

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