Sweet merciful crap, doesn’t it get old?
I get it, I get it. You’re 23 and the stereotypical, juice-injected, rugged good looks, carrying around a couple mild STDs, navy idiot extraordinaire, but don’t you wonder what else there is to life outside of picking up beach bunnies and emotionally fragile freshmen?
And Christ, lay off the steroids! Your arms look like they’re going to pop.
Stop, boy, just stop. —Derpette
This article appears in Sep 6-12, 2012.
Sounds like someone’s missing out.
Shot ya down, did he? That’s cool.
If only someone could tame him…
sounds like a ‘situation’… there is more to life… laundry and tanning, evidently.
He’s just a kid, still wet behind the ears. No problem. Let him go, hopefully, unless he is like a lot of the male posters on here, he will grow out of it. Then again, like a few assholes on here, maybe not. Men are just babies in grown up bodies. Only their toys get more expensive but basically they never grow up. Why do you think more women are joining the other side? I think they are sick and tired of looking after another child. Tha’ts what I think.
the other side? like red rover?
Man… troll hard wogsod.
How much blunt force trauma did it take to knock all that sense out of your neolithic skull?
Oh Brandy. You’re a fine girl. What a good wife you would be. But my life, my lover, my lady…is the sea.
Nice…Ivan broke out his Looking Glass LP.
LOL >: ) Pretty sure that was on a K-Tel record I had when I was 12.
but o.p., they will look so good, when they die of a massive heart attack or some other stupid shit, because of the shit they do to themselves. just like an addict, i have no pity or remorse when they kick off. the sooner the better.
Hey OB…you jelly, brah?
Yeeahhhhh. You jelly.
No not trolling. Just giving my views which by the looks of things are not mainstream. That’s ok, I am me. I don’t try to be like everyone else. Just me.
‘not mainstream’ is a little of an understatement.
do you have a resume?
http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.…
The ‘Hairy Bag’s’ balls are going to shrivel up cause of the roids,then no more sex for him.
avast’s picture kills me Lolz
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missed ya Donk! Welcome back girl.
If the steroids don’t get him, the STDs will. Doesn’t sound like his genitalia are in for a positive future.
hahah you are fuckin derpy. Them pumped biceps made YOU juice tho, didn’ they? You said it, he’s a playa – emotionally constipated, commitment phobia what-have-you. Didn’t you know those navy boys got a different bitch at every port? Ditch tha doofus & move on.
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Why do you think more women are joining the other side?
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They slept with Gary/Suckster/BlowMe?
There’s no way to wash that kind of shame off, right Sherry and Red?
Wp