GTFO. I hate you. You crept up on me silently over the past few months, while I thought I was being healthy & active enough to never see the likes of you. Now I look in the mirror and fail to notice anything but the jiggling below my mouth, mocking me, framing my face in the most unflattering of ways.
Well, guess what, mofo? It’s almost summertime. Any winter carbs that stayed around long enough to give you life will soon be obliterated, and my normally cute chin will emerge from the fleshy depths of your evil lair. Prepare to die!! —Awesome Face
This article appears in May 6-12, 2010.
It’s juat your body rebelling against your arrogance.
Uh, arrogance? It’s not arrogance, Bro… lol.
I found this bitch to be funny. Haha.
how are old are you? are you sure it’s not permanent 🙂
mirror, mirror on the wall, who’s the most fucked of us all. you my dear, it’s plain to see, are an asshole, as big as can be.
So having a double chin is “looking gross”?
You must be the picture of perfection.
I nominate *you* for arrogant.
Any agree?
I love watching words get twisted and interpreted to mean something entirely different for the sake of an argument.
I want Life Sucks to publish a book of nursery rhymes that you can give as gifts to children that you don’t like.
Double chin? Pictures please.
comrade ivan, i tried that once and almost got arrested. seems you can’t make poems about kids being decapitated anymore, dammit.
Lovin’ it Lifey. Didn’t Bull on “Night Court” write a children’s story? “Puff The Flesh-Eating Dragon”, complete with pictures of burning toddlers. You can’t protect the little buggers forever, people.
brothers grimm and mother goose are good for inducing nightmarish imagery
To say nothing of Roald Dahl. That sick fuck musta hated kids, god bless his twisted soul.
but certainly more interesting then noddy goes to toy town or nancy drew
Man, that is some funny crap…. I grew one over the winter too… I think I’ll keep mine
I loves me some Roald…
and as long as you don’t have a double chin on your butt cheeks, you can’t be too bad off.
Nubody’s, $22 biweekly, it’ll fix that fucker right up.
Damned if you do, damned if you don’t.
This is a bitch section where we come to complain about things. Complain about people in general being overweight and thus an eventual strain on the health-care system is being arrogant. But now one can’t even complain about their OWN bodies, despite making an effort to try to improve themselves or avoid bad things happening in the first place without being arrogant.
You just can’t win around here.
PS. Yes, I’m arrogant.
I’m also not super-thin
and have a double-chin
and am making an effort to put that in.
yea you can do some chin-ups 🙂
Chin ups! I love it!
thanx numbered personage who resides in Halifax 🙂
ps hali 1…did you incorporate your ownself so you could have bitch deductions and less liability 🙂
rawr, how is paying for a gym membership going to do anything?
money leaving my account doesn’t erase any fat I may have.
well, unless you pay for lipo or something….
You have to actually GO and work on it… which may not be enough motivation for this OP.
ladies please, don’t argue, i have a real fun way to burn off fat, and have a fantasic time doing it. it can be real habit forming too, you know that. contact me for more details, heh heh.
Hmmmm…ok, for the royal idiots on here, i shall clarify:
GO to the gym, WALK through the doors, and GET ON a cardio machine. In case you don’t know what that is: a treadmill, an elliptical (although i hate that machine with a machine), an exercycle, and a stairmaster. Once you are ON a machine, start to MOVE on it.
I go every day, and *gasp*, it has actually burned some of the fat off my body.
Some of you people are true motherfuckers.
Rawr, you sound like a tool.
Gym’s are for pansies.
Go for a daily run, do some hands on work and stop wasting your time and money in a sweaty institution looking for suckers like you.
Translation, martym?
it’s your moniker you are a haligonian and have numbers after your name, he is just being polite and friendly…methinks,and i might be a mother but i ain’t no mf
Yeah, I just didn’t get the postscript.
🙂 I’m royalty!
and I like to turn the machine on before I try to move it… but that’s just me.
Yep, tools.
I would like for anyone to compare a run to a full-body workout at the gym.
Oh wait, this is NoBro…King Motherfucker.