You can’t be nice to people when you have to deal with them directly, but the things you say behind their backs is even worse.
We get it. You are miserable. Everything about you is miserable and your goal in life is to drag everyone else down with you. Why should everyone else enjoy life when you clearly don’t, right?
Well, fuck off already. I know you read these because you blabber on and on about them in the lunchroom. I suppose it’s because birds of a feather flock together.
You are a miserable, disgusting pig of a human being and if you were a dinosaur, you would be a Cuntosaurus Rex. —Why Can’t You Be Extinct Instead?
This article appears in Aug 30 – Sep 5, 2012.


well gee thanks, oh, you weren’t talking about me. oh well, there are some people who like other people, and some that just can’t stand to be around these human scum. i side with the person you are yammering on here about. maybe they are like that, because they just don’t give a flying finnaglers fuck about you, or anyone else. more power to them for staying at arm’s length from douchebags like you.
begs the question…
lurker or poster?
I’m guessing the latter.
and if not, WHY THE HELL NOT?!?!?!
Your misery too good for us?
snobbish, depressing ingrate.
this is a good circle, ya know.
I am a dinosaur but it isn’t me.(I hope) 🙁
Some women are menopausal since birth – ignore the stupid bovine, she isn’t worth two seconds of your time.
I knew this guy…he was good looking,great job that paid well,house and great car.He looked as though he had a crowbar permanently stuck up his ass, a scawl painted on his face.I never learned who pissed in his Cheerio’s,but he seemed to blame everyone he came in contact with. Damn what a waste,at times he was quite charming.
Ahhh, thanks, OB. I was searching for the right words for the inside of my family’s x-mas card. My search is over. *sniff* thank you.
BWA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
Kontee, that was beautiful . Thanks for the morning larf.
know a girl who fits this bill perfectly! She has piss & vinegar oozing out of her pores, and spreads her poison to as many people as ahe can. As soon as you turn your back, she is tearing you apart to anyone who will listen…BUT never has the guts to talk her shit to the person’s face. These types of people are insecure cowards, who thrive off of other people”s misery. They NEED to see others fail in order to feel better about their own pathetic lives. The best revenge is to keep your head up, smile, and give them something to hate on!
If I were a dinosaur, I’d be a Lickalotopus.
Ah, the lesbian dinosaur!