To the mother on the #2… holy crap. You are THE most ignorant person I have come across lately.
You get on the bus, and literally charge into people with your over-sized stroller, because they wouldn’t get out of your way.
I would have told your rude, pushy ass off, too.
Your kid was at least 4 years old, so give me a fucking break with the huge stroller. Fold the fucking thing up. Or, you just may find yourself rammed into one of these days. I’d clap for whoever did it. —The bus doesn’t belong to you
This article appears in May 6-12, 2010.
I won’t clap. What about the four year old who’s getting rammed into also?
You’re fucking one disgusting piece of shit, OP.
The kiddo was rather safe. I saw her. And i’ve seen your posts in other bitches…calling you a POS would be a compliment.
well, o.p., what can i say, buses are buses. you have to take the bad with the good.
Aren’t they supposed to fold up those SUV strollers now?
They’re not even supposed to be let on. But the teenage welfare moms usually create a scene, then the bus is late, then, they get their way.
The kid should be walking if it’s four. Time for mommy to take away the stroller.
what is the deal with like JK kids in strollers no wonder they’re so fat and lazy and the mothers well …
Yeah, my kid hasn’t been in a stroller since..well I can’t even remember, the latest she would have been in it is when she was just over a year.
The only reason I’m thinking of dragging the stroller out again is because I want to start running, and well that’s kind of hard to do with a three year old.
Get rid of the strollers people.
Yes, but angel, having a kid in a stroller makes it that much easier to keep track of the other four kids one might be dragging along behind them. Hell, throw one underneath in the carrier pouch as well. I saw a lady on the bus yesterday (the #52 from BL) with a one-year old in a stroller and a three-year old I’d say. The baby was crying/moaning in the stroller and the other kid was running all over the bus, at points climbing on the stroller like it was a jungle gym. Man some parents are useless. I was just waiting for the bus to jerk and the kid to go flying.
At that point the bus driver should really step in and say something. I’d really like to see more bus drivers grow some balls and start enforcing the rules.
People bringing those over-sizes baby trailers on buses should be charged additional fees (same as Air Canada would charge them extra). $5 should be sufficient plus their standard bus fare.
Strollers are slippery territory for us. Mothers can be quite defensive when challenged about their choice of stroller and no good can come of it. I will say something if they’re blocking the aisle and they can do something about it immediately. Otherwise, I let life kick them in the butt.
My award for mother of the year goes to a woman with 2 kids who had a double-wide stroller. The thing barely fit onto a low floor bus where everyone sits sideways. If I were driving a high-floor bus, it wouldn’t be on the bus period. When she got off, she suggested we need wider buses. Yes, wider buses, because we don’t take up too much lane as it is anyways. I simply nodded and said she’d be better off with a double-length stroller (most are narrower than SUV strollers). She thought I meant double buses. She asked for my name, gave hers, then started to tell me (and the rest of the bus by proxy) her phone number as she got off. I interrupted her after 3 digits.
So it goes.
I recently sat across from some teeny skank with a monster stroller, and she loudly remarked that “The next asshole who bumps into my stroller is gonna fucking get it.” As I got up to disembark, I bumped her stroller with my hip. The baby giggled, the mom got up, and I just looked at her with my best crazy eyes. She sat down.
TL;DR: Crazy eyes fix a lot of bus issues.
haha the ole stink eye works in many situations
I want to amend my post:
I never meant that i wanted the CHILD to be rammed. She was the innocent party, and i felt bad for her, cause the poor little angel looked rather uncomfy- she was too big for the stroller in the first place. Mommy had a fucking attitude when she boarded. Sorry, but ramming into people who were already being forced to stand, AND telling someone who was already seated, “Get up, i need to sit here,” was thoroughly disgusting. She was easily the most crass person I have pretty much ever encountered.
I wasn’t one of the people she barked at, cause I was ready for her if she would have chosen to do it to me. I just won’t step in, if it isn’t my situation.
I always thought parents were supposed to fold up strollers, but that is NEVER enforced…although, from what I’ve seen, some of these moms get pretty bitchy.
Apologies then Rawr.
Also, I’m beginning to see that a lot of the bitch-commentators on here are also the ‘anonymous’ OP’s, so, I’ll try not to lambaste respected bitchers as pieces of shit in the future.
But I’m pretty much equally annoyed with those stroller-pushers. I rode the bus for years, and I always plopped down in the back. It’s pretty inconsiderate when they board with giant strollers and make no attempt to fit in without near-forcibly pushing themselves in.
I’m not one for making apologies to people who find my way of life inconvenient to them, because it ain’t nobody’s business but my own how I go about… but whether you’re pushing a big stroller, or boarding with a back pack or large musical instrument, or your “… ig’nant piece of shit dick boyfriend but I love you anyways” loud enough for everyone on the bus to hear your stories of how he gave you herpes while on a cell phone… it’s worth making an effort to try to be considerate.
This stroller-pusher sounds very Dartmouthy, too.
Pink and white striped long sleeve, spandex-with-your-thong-protruding, greasy tied back hair and looking at everyone on the bus while not paying attention to your child except to pass a toy to him/her that just happened to fall on the bus floor, while said child proceeds to place it in his/her mouth?
That would be Dartmouth.
Man, I don’ t have a stink eye.
I have ‘insanity’ eyes… like ‘I will fuck your shit up’ looks….
and it’s true. They do come in handy. I rarely run into any issues with anyone.
NoBro… you have no idea how many lurkers are out there.
hiding in the shadows…
and the lawsuit isn’t helping get more of a fanbase either.
lurkers? lawsuit? I don’t follow.
lurkers = people that read the bitches but don’t have an account or post any time…
they just submit and/or read our insanity.
surely you’ve heard of the lawsuit…. and are spoofing your ip…
if not you may want to hit the search on our local papers.
aka trolls…they usually want us to do something dirty
…and quite often we oblige them = p
a white horse fell in the mud.
Ohh, yea I heard about this.
I just skimmed the April 14th article from CP, but it doesn’t say what the comments were.
Spoofing my ip, as in, hiding it? Should I be?
don’t get too weirded out just yet nobro…hang around for a wee longer before you break out the tinfoil
There’s the donkeys! (the word donkeys is always pronounced Shrek style)
That’ll do, Kim, that’ll do.
And pain, it’s been a weird day in general… Otherwise, and even odder, it doesn’t usually get weird enough for me.
*cough* plagiarism
Whatever.
Man nothing like a good bus bitch. Real slice of life on the buses, you meet all kinds for sure.
Like on the # 10 the other day a punker looking guy with ipod blaring got up and started hollering at every other passenger listening to ipods(about 10 other people to my estimation) that they were too loud because he could not hear his own clearly. He made such a scene the driver stopped and kicked him off and just before the tough looking teenage single mom threatened to kick his ass. Priceless!! Laughed quietly too myself all the way home.
Stink eye, insanity eye, all work well.
But if you really want to intimidate try using
“Manson Lamps” Heard that on a Sopranos episode once.
very nice dar…i hope everyone clapped
Oh Yeah, Richie Aprile, definitely the scariest of Tony’s foes
Weird day, NoBro?
This kind of weird?
Jealous [new] husband: I need to know everything… where, when, how small his wiener is.
New wife [to customs agent] : No, but my husband does have two pounds of hash in his rectum.
This wasn’t Dartmouth. Fairview- the shitty part. The mama was actually dressed rather nicely. Not like the 300lb whale wearing spandex and so much makeup she made Mimi look freshly-scrubbed, AND simply stuck the pacifier that landed on the bus floor in her mouth before handing it back to her kid (I nearly threw up)
How hard is it to go buy a $20 umbrella stroller? I make virtually nothing, and I managed to get one. There is NO reason to be dragging an mini-SUV onto a crowded city bus. And there is ESPECIALLY no reason to expect child-free people to accommodate you just because you chose to be ignorant and cart your kid around in one.
If some bitch with a stroller said to me “get up I have to sit here” I’d look at her and say “you look perfectly able. stand beside the stroller” and keep my ass on the seat. I might be little, and I might have a sweet demeanor, but I’d have no problem fucking shit up if some random stroller mom with an attitude wanted to rumble.
And yes, I used the word “rumble.” Suck it.