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To my ex-roomie, come get your cat, the thing misses you like crazy, It wakes me up in the middle of the night running up and down the hall, scratching at my door, I feed her for you and even clean the litter box, but please I am begging you come get your cat, I can’t take it anymore! —Want that cat out now!
This article appears in Apr 29 – May 5, 2010.
18 Comments
I have nothing nice to say.
but FYI, if you rotate a cats head 360, it calms right down. In fact…it dies, & its really easy.
just saying, not suggesting.
so many pussies, and not enough love to go around, for either kind, oh the anguish of it all.
More, I fucking laughed my butt globes off on your FYI. Now I have to try to reattach them with Elmer’s Glue and a staple gun.
hey More, that works on babies too.
well, pretty much everything except for that chick in the exorcist.
she’s one of a kind.
This might be a stretch OP, but have you tried actually contacting your ex-roommate? I mean, really try?
I’ll take the neglected, unwated kitty <3. Seriously.
did you ever find a nice apartment? we know you meant unwanted
Hah yeah, typo sorry. And yes I did 😀 its near the corner of Windsor and Cunard and Chebucto…that fucked intersection. I love it there! I can walk to get anything I need.
Report your ex-roomie to the SPCA.
Good luck, OP. Jimi Hendrix still hasn’t picked up his puppy.
melectric, do you really want a kitty, i know someone who is giving one away, they have to move, and can’t take it with them. they actually have two, 1 male, and 1 fixed female. post here if you want their num,ber.
melectric, you live right by me by the sounds of it.
Tell your ex roommate the cat is going to the SPCA if she doesn’t come to get it. If she still doesn’t show up, and you really don’t want it, try to find it a home.
The only problem with the SPCA is that they are full and don’t want them… hmmm quite the predicament OP, I would just say take the Cat and drop it off at their new place of residence. Or even just put up postings on Kijiji or something like that.
That’s what I meant double. Threaten the SPCA, but really just find a home for it.
Tell your ex-roomie in writing that if they do not come to get their cat by a certain date that you are selling the cat or giving it to a good family. If they don’t pick the cat up by that date sell it, or give it away to a good family. Have a copy of your ultimatum and proof that you sent it to them incase they decide to be an asshole about it.
Guess what, you own a cat now.
That’s definitely the best idea I’ve heard Fizz.
=====Good luck, OP. Jimi Hendrix still hasn’t picked up his puppy.=====
That’s game, Hendrix!
-Benjamin Franklin