A loose turd floating in a bucket of stale pee would make better parenting decisions than you. You exemplify a stupidity and a depth of ignorance usually reserved for the mentally retarded homeschooled children of Klan members in Alabama. The thought of touching you without the use of some kind of long stick is vomit-inducing. But you’re a mom, and having come from a long line of purebred backwood scumbags, you have held up the tradition of pure white trash and pioneered new and exciting approaches to the field of being a complete fucking asshole with no regard for anyone but yourself.
Well, guess what? You’re a fraud and a phony, and your bullshit veneer will smear its way off your ugly, pimple encrusted face, and back into the sewer eventually. As has always been the case, everyone you know will come to see you for the insane, irrational, superficial salty-tipped fuck-stick you are and tell you to eat a bag of dicks. (Though you’ll probably have eaten half the bag by that point anyway, cause you’re soooo hungry) It’s gonna happen. They will all hate you. You will be alone and miserable. And you will deserve every bit of it. I hope you get a disease that makes your crotch fester and swarm with larvae, leaving your lower abdomen useless and forcing piss and shit to come out of your face.
You can’t justify your lousy parenting with education, and saying “what are you going to do” when you ignore your kids needs to focus on deceiving men into taking care of you just shows what a depraved shit-stain on society you really are. Years from now, when you’re crawling out of an alley begging passers by to let you suck their dicks for spare change, I hope you remember how horrible you were and what hell you put people through.
Karma, I’m sure you’ll find, can be an even bigger bitch than you. —I lied, you always looked fat
This article appears in Apr 29 – May 5, 2010.
wow that is some rant…thanks for the imagery ob
Tell us how you REALLY feel, OP.
Oh I’m sorry, but this is abuse. You want room 12A.
Stupid git.
TTFN, that is exactly what I was thinking by paragraph 2.
This one was very well thought out with hatred and anger seething through.
I’m betting this took multiple drafts to get right what with the imagery involved.
nothing like pissing and shitting out your face to invoke some disturbing thoughts….
sadly, I like this one.
Thanks for the eloquence.
She left you for another man did she? And you are such a class act yourself OP….. your family must be busting with pride.
But we’re still going yard-saleing this Saturday, right Hon?
I wonder how you know the sticks salty ?
You have such a way with words <3.
If this was really about her parenting there would be more than an aside about her ignoring the kids to pay attention to some men.
It appears that the line between love and hate IS very, very thin…
and OP just crossed it.
I would have appreciated a greater focus on the (lack of) parenting skills the author takes into question. Still, this is a truly impressive string of vulgarity. Respect.
i’m pretty sure I know who this is about, and if i’m right (am I am) there is a whack of stuff that could be written about their horrific parenting, but doing so would just make the pot boil harder. and since it won’t actually accomplish anything as the fuck-tard in question thinks they are in all ways infallible and above reproach, the OP is simply venting their anger here as a means to get it off their chest, since actually saying it to the shit-sack would not be the best to do for anyone of them, least of all the 5 year old in the middle.
chalk it up to therapy, for free. and we’re all entertained. OP FTW!
nice crows birdie. rawk
OP never said why she was such a bad parent?
This is amazing.
sure sounds like someone’s got something up their ass today, your boyfriend, maybe?
Are you upset ?
An entertaining few paragraphs…and I sure hope the author felt better after getting it just right and hitting ‘send’.
What kind of dude wants a pimple-faced bitch who already has kids?