To my now ex-roommate:
It is so liberating, elating, and fucking fantastic to not live with you anymore. I am so glad I never have to see you again, hear your stupid voice again, or be put down again. You are a selfish, immature, spoiled bitch and it’s no wonder you have so many falling outs with friends.
You have had more fights and stupid tiffs with people over the last 15 years that have resulted in broken friendships, I can’t believe I didn’t realize any of this sooner. You are stubborn, judgemental, mean-spirited and fake. I feel sorry for anyone who is left in your life, though they’re aren’t many. I don’t miss you as a friend, and I hope I never have to see you again for the rest of my life. Get over yourself you crazyyyyy bitch.
YAAAAAAAAAAAAY I LIVE ALONE!!!!! YAAAAAAAAAAAAY YOU ARE A FUCKING BITCH AND I NEVER HAVE TO SEE YOU AGAIN!!!!!!!
THANK YOU COAST BITCH SITE FOR ALLOWING ME TO CELEBRAAAAAATE!
Oh, and you’re exactly like your mother.—SO GODDAMN HAPPY NOW
This article appears in Apr 22-28, 2010.
I’ll do a little happy dance for you, OP.
sounds exactly like a former roommate of mine… goodbyyyyeee bitch!
guess it’s all those ‘broken friendships’ +1 at this point.
I’m sure you’ll enjoy the silence.
This ex-roommate sounds like an asshole. Either that or the OP is…. or they BOTH are. Either way, this world is currently a little lower on the misery scale.
I have a pact with most of my friends saying we will never EVER live together because the best way to fuck up a friendship is to share a living space.
I have two friends I’d possibly ever considering living with and they’re my two BFFs because one’s never pissed me off, ever (she never annoys me) and the other’s NGF who pretty much does what I tell him to do. 😛