I don’t know why I hang on the way I do…she lies constantly. She stands in front of me, all perky and oh so believable with her curly hair and funky clothes and “I’m just a corn fed valley girl” innocent smile, and she LIES. Every day. I rely on her; she knows it. My future is in her hands, my plans are built around her honey-dripping lying words! She’s even dragged her Grandma in to back her up. Elder abuse! But I am weak, I know it. I’ll be back, day after day (except when that idiot yap fills in) at 6 pm, to swallow even more. Fool. So, she says the humidity’s going to abate. Ya think? —A Lie a Day
This article appears in Aug 16-22, 2012.
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Leave Felicia out of this!
*HURLING*
at least it’s not the russian naked news, or whatever that was. that fill-in though, is really bad. like ah-poo’s hot dogs ‘for decorative purposes only’
Rumour has it, “Grandma” forget to teach her the importance of playing well with others. >; )
i love the grandma feature, stuff about cows lying down, or facing this way and that. actually i am very impressed with this newscast/team. main anchor is great. most of the support staff is, the new blond fill-in is very good. the yap is absolutely awful, should stick to extreme fluff pieces. and the guy-who-should-stick-to-sports is good at sports, but should never read news. it’s painful, so i usually change channels to the mother corp if he’s on.
OB must be talking about some old rave cunt whose name starts with an ‘H’ and rhymes with Bailey.
being a sucker for a pretty face, you fall for the shit, all the time. but be brave, there are more lies coming soon, and you can add them in your next bitch.
No Biscuit. I think OB is talking about the old rave cunt that starts with C and rhymes with windy day.
sometimes i am glad i came from away…wouldn’t want everyone remembering what the heck i did when i was young and frisky.
sigh, could just as easily be a male weather guy, the bitch was just about how the weather doesn’t behave and how people blame the messenger. i did fill-in as a weather girl long ago and far away. ‘windy day’ is a real meteorologist, but all we did is read the stuff off the wire feed. and stab the pointer at stick-on clouds ‘n stuff. and viewers would get all cranky and threaten to shoot out your car windows if the weather was bad.
Hub-Unit told me a story years ago about doing audio for a certain north-east festival – in the trailer next to his board, a very frisky Windy Day was allegedly getting it on with a tall, dark and handsome three-legged storm cloud. Perhaps Windy Lay is a more fitting moniker. Other than that, I can’t abide her fashion sense (or lack of) – she’s always dressed in early psychotic.
“dresses like an Australian’s nightmare” >: ) Great line from Spinal Tap and applicable here, as well.
yeah, i think i remember an outfit with jet beads dangling from the hem, looked a little Castro st bordello. my g/f loves her just because of it. the funky WYSIWYG. me, i love her command of her subject. i like watching anyone doing what they are good at. and i can’t abide watching someone who stumbles and fumbles around. whether it’s a super athlete or a burger flipper. during ‘training’ is one thing, i have no patience with cruel trainers/teachers. but on air personalities, for example, once they hit the air, should at least be competent and not make me cringe every time they open their mouths. that one guy, when he reads news instead of sports, cannot make it through a sentence without fumbling. ‘RATHER!’ and yet sports, he is great! he ‘knows’ what he is saying, instead of just reading off the prompter. he has comprehension. and the main guy, in a class by himself. i bet the nationals have been wooing him for decades. i don’t care if the news team daisy chains donkeys in their spare time, i want the news delivered to my brain without hiccups. it’s their JOB.
The only job where you can lie more than a politician and still keep it.
There should be accountability involved.
way back when in ontario, I remember if the weatherman was off by 2 or 3 degrees plus or minus, the radio station gave stuff away.
same with if it rained or snowed on supposed ‘sunny’ or overcast days…
of course, if we tried that here, she’d have every day listed at high of 25 with a low of -10. Some sun with a few clouds and a bit of rain.
^^ that’s called a ‘promotion’. it’s like a contest to get viewers. it’s not accountability or ‘punishment’ for the meteorologist.
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true… I was thinking more along the lines of 3 degrees off and the meteorologist is fined $500.
She still has a 5 degree Celsius window which should be MORE than enough…
and she may just get the damn weather right for a change.
Fined 3.5 grand a week and she may start taking it seriously.
love those weather rocks, going to make one for my yard. the one i first saw said ‘hurricane’ for the missing rock.
ZZZ you do realize the post was a spoof, right?
you’re a spoof.
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hahaha and you’re so cute when you’re being ‘earnest’!