I love my apartment.
I love my location.
I LOATH my neighbours.
Living here shouldn’t mean that I have to hear this shit 24 hours a day, 7 days a week.
I don’t care how much you hate your daughter. Mrs. Red Head Who Beats Her Dog.
I don’t care how much you drank last night, Mrs. Must Yell Every Word
There is a limit to how many dogs you own here, Mrs. Pick Up Every Stray in the City.

I may live in low income, but I would be HUMILIATED if I acted like the way you people do. No wonder most of you can’t hold a damn job.

My Bitch is to Metro Regional Housing Authority:
Before letting people in your units give them etiquette training and make sure they pass. Then you wouldn’t have such shit holes. Also, if they own two BMWs, yet pay $30 a month for rent…TIME TO AUDIT. —Sick of White Trash and Stereotypes

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  1. …on the plus side, you could probably shoot any one of these irritating shrews secure in the knowledge that your neighbors would refuse to co-operate with the police.

  2. You forgot to sign it, “Mrs. Sick of White Trash and Stereotypes”.

    And if you hear someone beating their dog, you should be calling the police.

  3. So, you call your neighbors white trash but then say you’re sick of stereotypes???….in the same sentence, mind.
    Contradict much?

  4. Generally, those who live in public housing are a whole different class of people than most of the successful, contributing members of society. They’re right up there with the trash who move from apartment to apartment because social assistance doesn’t provide them with enough money to pay their rent. The whole system needs an overhaul, starting with the “stay at home” moms who drop their kids off at a fully subsidized daycare in their uggs and pj’s and head back home to their publicly funded housing. Thank goodness for food banks or they’d never get to bingo!

  5. I’ve been advocating ihearthecoast suggestion for years, time for a cull, and all city housing/public housing/welfare scum should be relocated to Shannon Park and fenced in.
    They could rename Shannon Park to Jack Layton Rub and Tug Social Petri Dish and Dope/Dog Park.

  6. I realize there are circumstances which put people in these situations ,….. and hopefully only temporary ….. but for the most part it seems that those earning a monthly stipend always have cigarettes, booze, cable, internet, and a myriad of other “luxuries” that many employed persons cannot afford. Why have children when they cannot look after themselves? These are real issues that need to be addressed ……. when does the cycle end?

  7. If you don’t do something about that poor dog, you may as well be beating it yourself! Only white trash does nothing while someone tortures a defenseless animal!!!!

  8. SHIT-D, the worst is that the dog is not defenceless at all, he has fangs, claws and is capable of ripping out her throat, but CHOOSES not to do so, because they are in thrall to humans. and so many humans are unworthy of that.

  9. Call the police, the SPCA whoever you need to with the dog situation. The neighbours are obviously an obnoxious lot so your best bet is to move the hell out of there.

    Yeah, Captain Crunch, explain yourself.

  10. Well the rent is based on a percentage of your income with a minimum of $175. The Beemers are probably a chopshop special. And you get assholes in good affluent neighbourhoods too. Idiots damage expensive peoperties as well as cheap ones.

    BTW, do you see those white cars with those pretty blue and red lights on top? Well if you have a problem, call them, they’ll come.

  11. GoodDogMolly. The ratio of household dogs to humans in North America is roughly 1:14. That translates to roughly 7% of the population being canines.

    I figured I’d be the only one on the inside of that joke.

  12. good info Cap’n! so let’s see, that makes 7% of the population worth saving when the meteor hits.

  13. i understood, but i’m gonna go with good dog and her pack. she has tools and stuff. i’d be happy to get losted with you too keptin

  14. I can’t go in boats though, with all that crap in my pockets and slung around my neck i’d sink like a lead zeppelin.
    can you make a lean-to my girl? with dental floss and a waggle of your eyebrows?

  15. now that image i liked! and so educational, i had always heard it was smoking and card playing that killed the dinos. meteor survival – fun book called Lucifer’s Hammer. what perverse part of my nature really would love a chance at that? depraved childhood spent reading too many Jack London books.
    re: the meteor, as long as, you know, it doesn’t actually land on one’s head.
    rugged, eh? excuse me a minute.

  16. After they nuke the planet cockroach’s and Captain Crunch will be the only survivor’s.

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