I would like to send a huge fuck you to my former and supposedly clean lady friend who infected me with Chlamydia. Yes it was you because the only other suspect is my clean right hand. Maybe you got it from the endless list of friends with benefits or the southern gent who stuck his burrito in your taco. I should have just settled for tucking your curly head but my rich protein would have went to your thunder thighs (all about diet). Instead you are enjoying the downtown life with a mattress tied to your back leaving me embarassed and missing razor blades. Do the male population a favour and stay home with your 50 Shades and drawer full of sex toys! I would blow you a kiss but you know where my mouth has been! —No Speaka Inglis
This article appears in Aug 2-8, 2012.
TROLL!!!
Where was your wiener casing, OP? You should have had a clue when her rotten clam sucked up and expelled your entire body.
Ring any bells?????
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You weren’t in a monogamous relationship with her so, as the old saying goes “You play with fire, you get burned”. Let that be a lesson to you: If you plan to engage in recreational sex, wear a CONDOM!! You should be thankful if chlamydia was all you caught! Do people believe that AIDS is just an urban legend or something?? And you went in bareback, knowing she had a list of “friends with benefits”…tsk tsk. Shame on you
TTFN beat me too it there OB !
Where was your PROTECTION ?
( the little head had to be doin’ all the thinking ! Because if you’d have used your brain, you’d have know better than to stick your male member in a cum dumpster )
Quit fucking whining! You wanted to get your weiner wet, and you did. Take the pills and shut the fuck up!!!
I THINK YOUR HAND WAS CHEATING ON YOU, DOPEY FUCK.
The story sounds familiar….Eerie familiar way too many coincidences! Enough to warrant a Doctor appointment! Play it safe!
I don’t get these bitches. Seems like their anger is misdirected. These diseases are curable, don’t you think if someone knew they had it they would just take the pills? You think they just suffer through the symptoms just so they can infect other people? No. These diseases can go undetected which is why they are so prevalent and continue to spread. Get over yourself OP. If it was something permanent I could see the outrage but chlamydia? Charge that shit to the game.
Oh you were a virgin before her then?? mmm hmm.. Don’t you think you should tell her she might have chlamydia so that she can get treated too, you immature, bitter little fuck. What’s wrong with some toys and a little sexy literature? You sir, are an asshole.
Band your hand from foreign land and make a stand to touch your glands with your own hands and demand to can any outside meadowlands and at firsthand, understand to stick to a plan.
wow… so she’s a dirty slut and you’re not? How does that work asshole? Seems to me you both had an unprotected one night stand. Nice double standard fuckhead.