i call this number “fat man in gray mini van”
you blossom every summer like a shit-wart from the gutter
the noises that you make i dont quite agree with
if had my way, you’d have no prick to pee with
—Haha… that’ll teach ya
This article appears in Apr 8-14, 2010.


now if you don’t mind, tell us poor morons what the fuck, that was all about?
I wouldn’t call that a number… that’s not even a jingle…
drivel.. getting closer.