I guess being a real cop wasn’t in the cards for you…

Here is one sentence that will never be uttered from the mouth of any human ever. “Help, quick, go get the security guard he/she will know what to do”
Now here is a list of things that can replace a “security” guard. A sign, lights, a camera, and last but not least… nothing. That’s right, you read that correctly. My step mom worked at a bank for years. The bank had security guards for years. Then, one day, no more security guard. My step mom told me the guy got fired because he was weirding out the employees. They never rehired because a security guard was useless. The cameras act as the deturent. A security guard would just make things more dangerous.