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Why do women wear black tights in the fucking heat? They look gross, draw in the heat and make you reek… wear white for fucks sakes.
And another thing… tights are not pants.—Loving white
This article appears in Apr 1-7, 2010.
39 Comments
If I want to wear rabid, foaming-at-the-mouth ferrets on my legs. why the fuck not? At least it’ll guarantee my ‘personal’ space (3 feet, 2 inches). Black is slenderizing on the ole pins, no matter what the weather.
Most young girls who wear black tights are fans of Fergie. They’re talentless meth addicts and need the black tights to conceal the wet-spots when they piss themselves in public.
Think before you make such dumb-ass bitches, OB.
yea i for one like black tights; they make my ass look firmer and accentuates me junk 🙂
didn’t you know o.p., that white is for virgins. so, what color panties do you wear, if any, pant, pant.(only if female there).
OP, have you seen what white tights look like on most women? Unless you’re 100% cellulite free, white just shows up every lump & bump. Yeah, hellishly sexy, that…
Black > White
You seriously considered yesterday’s weather as classifying as “heat”? Where the fuck are you from? The north fucking pole?
Sure yesterday was warm(er), but it still wasn’t warm to the point where someone in black tights would start to “reek” from being overheated. I wore a black pair of lulus yesterday and I was FAR from being “overheated” (or ‘reeking’ for that matter).
Here’s a thought, OP, try to focus on what you put on to cover your arse and let others dress themselves as they see fit.
I laugh when I see the chunky gals wearing black tights. Looks like they’re concealing a deer hoof.
I’m pretty sure you’d complain about the same people if they wore shorts that you deemed inappropriate, or a skirt, or anything else really. Black tights are comfortable, they go with everything, and they cover everything up. So, I really don’t see what the problem is.
People need to stop wearing tights unless they are at the gym. We seriously do not need to see all the curves and bumps on a persons body. I can try to look away, but it is virtually impossible and most of the time it makes me vomit in my mouth.
Please cover yourselves up.
Tights? They are not tights….it’s stretchy material people wear that conforms to their fat-ridden body. Yuck. STOP WEARING THEM! Muffin tops and camel toe.
ahh sebastian you beat me to it
SAY NO TO CAMEL TOE!
http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivation…
Thanks, NW. I need to wash my eyes out with bleach now.
I can think of a dozen things people wear that are way worse than black tights.
The only time tights or leggings bother me is when people wear them with long shirts and nothing else in the middle of the day, in a club fine, but otherwise you look like a douche.
personally, I think tights on a good looking gal are hot, regardless of the color of the tights, HOWEVER – this does not apply to those larger females. Please people, know your body type and dress accordingly!
You’re welcome Doc!! I’m glad you liked it! >=)
goddamn n.w., even i will have nitemares for a month now.
Gross, Never Wrong! I feel bad for her though, at that size it must be hard to find pants big enough to not ride up your vag crack.
It should be called Exspandex instead of just Spandex when the big girls have it on…
I never wear tights.
We need to differentiate between tights and leggings here. Tights are like thicker pantyhose, they are worn with dresses and skirts, like pantyhose, and come in a wide variety of colours and patterns. Black tights are really no warmer than white or blue or neon green.
Leggings are the things people wear with a longish shirt and claim they’re fully dressed. You can still wear them under skirts and such, but they are thicker and almost jogging pants but stretchy and tight.
I hate leggings, but I love tights.
And I agree with PK, unless it’s 30 degrees, I will continue to wear black to absorb as much heat as I can.
I used to hate tights too! until I tried them! fuck they’re comfy!! however! larger/chunkier girls should NEVER wear them. Seeing cellulite through tights makes me want to vomit.
Anyone ever seen that game Opertation ?
You know where you try & remove pieces from the board without ‘touching the sides’ or an alarm goes off !
Well I believe we need that similar idea for people who wish to buy & wear spandex or lycra , or other form fitting materials.
Where they have a cut out of a human form, at the clothing stores & if you can’t step through it without touching the sides…& making that hellish alarm go off
You are not allowed by law to buy it, own it or wear it.
Now there’s a lobby to the Government that makes sense !
I’d support it & not complain that my tax dollars was helping to implement it. Because I just got back from the market in Enfeild & the 2 people wearing form fitting clothing at the market…………..
Well to best describe it, there was 20 lbs of shit in two 5 lb bags !!!
UGGGHHH, man alive what were they thinking !
I think the sight of them has burned itself into the back of my skull ! If the ideal sized woman was just as wide as she is tall, these women were perfect -shudders- just imagine it in colorful spandex !
zZz wearing tights……. well….. yeah.
One cool thing though- if we both wore tights we could become the next “Natural Disasters” of the WWE!
i think they used to be called leotards; old school
Let’s just put all women who do not conform to a size 4 and below into burkas so people won’t be offended by the sight of a roll of fat or a lump of cellulite. That should solve all the problems you’re having.
Or you could just put them into properly fitted clothes.
I don’t know who invented these black tights all the women are wearing lately or where the fuck they came from but whoever you are, thanks for making my outings more enjoyable.
And some guys actually like the curvy chicks with junk in the trunk (Read curvy, not the blob Never Wrong posted). Beats a skeletor looking chick that looks like she never ate a cheese burger in her life.
Some might have got me wrong…I love full figured women…just not R O U N D women.
While I have had a couple of girlfriends who were size zero’s for the most part I like girls with a little meat on their bones…but you go try sticking say 10lbs of hamburger in a bag that can only hold a maximum of 5 lbs then close it up , or even better put a woman size 4 (someone brought up ) & then put another size 4 woman in the same pair of spandex tights…& you’ll get a better appreciation of what my poor burnt retina’s suffered through the other day !
Not a pretty picture is it ?
Wearing leggings as pants is a fashion cop-out. No matter what size you are.
Everybody looks the same, in their leggings/Ugg boots/ oversize AmericanApparel shirts/big glasses getups.
I especially enjoy the leggings that have obviously been worn to death, with the baggy knees, and stretched out bums. When are women going to start giving a shit about what they look like again??
LEGGINGS ARE NOT PANTS!
Let’s get back to jeans people. They never go out of style.
If someone is wearing black tights because black is slimming, they should not wear tights, period.
Gack.
I hate the new “in” style. It’s like a contest to see who can look worse!! Gross me OUT!
I wear tights a whole lot and I love them 😀 I wear them under dresses and skirts, because I don’t want to have to worry about my dress/skirt blowing up in the wind, and I also don’t want to be a skank. So there. I never wear them as pants though, that’s a totally different thing; get it straight. Oh, and they’re not usually made of wool or anything, so they don’t get warm ever…usually a spandex/cotton blend.
I like tights in the winter, keeps my legs warm and toasty under skirts dresses or pants. I get cold easy.
BUT, white? seriously? yuck. I don’t care who you are or how skinny your ass is, thats just wrong. And if you have the slightest ripple/cellulite it would look like cottage cheese.
It’s the shit sweat that kills me, especially in white.
Everybody looks the same in the fashion trend du jour? What a shock. That has never ever happened before.
I remember leggings and mullets back in the 80s. Everyone looked the same then. And the grunge look of the 90s? Everyone was the same.
This is not a new phenomenom. It will end eventually.
And then there will be a new fashion trend everyone will hate.
I rather like the black leggings things actually. They look sexy on the right person and comfortable on the wrong. Fashion for everyone.
off topic i know but i’m praying for the day those giant shades chicks wear go away
Me too. Big Sunglasses are the ugliest thing women are wearing right now.
We are becoming more and more like wild animals everyday (in that we seem to be sprouting matching pelts and markings).
Jacked up dudes with tree trunk arms and ugly ass Affliction tees, clunky white sneakers and nondescript blue pants…backwards ball cap optional. Don’t even get me started on the way too low slung pants, its like a bad joke.
Chicks wearing a single thin layer of “pants” of some variety, no matter the body type, often accompanied by a horrifingly clashy cowgirl shirt, funny ass tall boots (those are for riding horses!) and yep, huge sunglasses.
Oh and don’t let me forget, they gotta have something to text on. Cause talking in person is so five years ago…