To the guy who decided to wash my windshield at Quinpool and Robie:

I am not going to pay you to make my impeccably clean car dirty. I just spent a long time washing my car in order to enjoy the beautiful day, and you, despite my flailing arms, decide to lean over my car and put your dirty squeegee on my windshield. Then you rub around the dirt you’ve left with a dirty rag. I just wanted you to get away from my car. Next time, look for a windshield that is actually dirty!—Clean Car No More

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8 Comments

  1. Call the cops. They can be charged with obstruction of traffic. These people need to get a real job, and people need to STOP giving them money!

    “Got any spare change” might as well say “Got any extra money lying around that you don’t want anymore.”

  2. A handgun is a bit unreasonable. I was thinking more along the lines of pepper spray and a cattle prod.

  3. Just show them your dick, sodeypop. Maybe they’ll fall over laughing and die in the street.

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