I COULD bitch about how you checked all the cars on our street late one night until you found out that I stupidly left mine unlocked and stole my meter change out of it… but I won’t.
Instead I’ll give you some advice. If you hadn’t left all the crap from the glove compartment strewn all over the front seat, I might never have known you were in my car. And I would have kept on stupidly leaving it unlocked sometimes. Seriously, man, you could have hit the meter change jackpot.
But you left me a mess to clean up. Now I’ll never leave my car unlocked again. Too bad you forgot that kindergarten rule: neatness counts.—Newly Consistent Locker
This article appears in Apr 1-7, 2010.
if this asshole comes fucking around my shit, they will find a .12 guage surprise waiting for them. and by the by, i am a very light sleeper. where i usually park, i can see the whole lot. but in that token, my area is nice and quiet, as we don’t have any of the riff raff that generally floats thru the areas. it has been nice here, since i moved in 6 years ago, maybe it has something to do, with who i really am. know me, and you don’t fuck with me.
Hopefully someone catches this guy (or girl, just in case) in the act and knocks him (or her) a few months into next year. The cops won’t help, so time for the public to take action.
get a bike. Bike goes inside – door gets locked – all is well.
Bikes can also have their locks cut and get stolen! And get all rusty and annoying. Believe me, I know.
I had my bike stolen from inside my buildling last year. i couldn’t fit it in my apartment, and there was only 1 tenant I didn’t know – I guess they’re likely the proud owners of my bike.