To the red headed bus driver who hit on my girlfriend while I was laid up in a hospital bed… Who the fuck do you think you are and why do you think my girlfriend would want anything to do with you? She got on the bus sad, almost crying. You ask her what’s wrong (as if it’s any of your fucking business), she tells you her boyfriend’s in bad condition in the hospital and then you ask her: “So, what are you doing tonight?” You are a fucking asshole! Get a fucking life you inflamed hemorrhoid.

Oh, and I wonder what your “significant other” would say when she learns you hit on young girls while at work? I hope she pulls a Lorena Bobbitt to your genitals… ASSHOLE, ASSHOLE, ASSHOLE! —Some bus drivers take the cake!

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  1. not criticizing… we’re playing pacifist thus far…
    but is there a chance we can re-initiate the tags?
    or was the overhead really too much?

  2. 4AM is under review. And tags I’m looking into. I’ll get back to you on both, hopefully sooner than later. 🙂

  3. Let’s play Devil’s advocate, okay?
    You can be Keanu Reeves and I’ll be Al Pacino.

    It sucks, his game was out-of-bounds, but guess what?
    Some girls, less caring girls, would have gone for that scenario.
    Drop you for someone hotter, someone in better health,
    someone with more money, someone who offered better sex,
    someone with less drama, the list goes on and on.

  4. well shit guy, i’m sorry, but she told all of us at the orgy, that you had split up, and were a douchebag. btw, 7 out of 10 drivers thinks she is a good fuck.

  5. Fuck off, OP. You’re in the hospital all fucked up so I seriously doubt your dick works.

  6. ah, i see we have another phoony moderator here writing in. gee, how many is it so far. fuck, people, i’m the real mediator, not moderator. say and do whatever turns you the hell on. it’s just a part time job to me. have a blast people.

  7. O.P. haven’t you ever heard about striking while the iron is hot ?

    The Bus Driver obviously has .

  8. If you were in the driver’s seat, wouldn’t you OP? Yes, the asking her out was a bit much, but asking her if everything’s OK is just being a good human.

  9. Oh her? Yep we all fucked her. Ginger tried to snap her up last. Missed ya while your were in the hospital but hope you received our card.

  10. OB’s gf probably told the bus driver she was only visiting ‘a friend’. Hoes can be sneaky too.

  11. Jesus, were you on the verge of death or something? It was a joke, perhaps in bad taste but I would have laughed if I was your girlfriend. Not sure I’d date such an overprotective drama queen though. And why the fuck was your girlfriend ‘sad, almost crying’ on the bus? Unless someone just died, if you’re on the verge of tears on a bus you’re ASKING for attention.

  12. I personally don’t see anything wrong with the driver asking her what was wrong if she was in distress. Could have been preventing a distraught person from harming herself if that was her explanation, he would have called his dispatcher who would have contacted the appropriate authorities to intervene.

    As for asking what she was doing that night, I still don’t buy it that he was hitting on here. Perhaps he could have recommended something that was going on that night that would brighten her day – a community group meeting, a public event or even something like a support group for folks dealing with issues.

    I think the OP’s g/f feel bad about putting the driver into an awkward position and lied to her boyfriend to make herself feel better. OP – Remember you only got one side of the story, I’ll bet the story from the driver is less dramatic, and more honest, than the one told by your delicate g/f.

  13. Oh someone showed some compassion for your crying girlfriend? Well lets tear them a new asshole.

    She was crying, it was sweet of him to ask what’s wrong.

    As for asking her out. Personally I don’t believe it happened…at least not in the way you’re describing. So either you lied in your post or your girlfriend lied to you.

    How was the surgery btw…did they manage to make you a penis so you can satisfy your girlfriend or is she smoking the gingery pole tonight?

  14. the razor’s edge aught’a do it….
    show him you’re oozing machismo
    (not literally though… just figuratively)

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