OK, bitch who was shopping for groceries Mon night about 30 minutes before the store closed. There was one fucking register open and 4 people behind you and you left 4 TIMES to “just grab one more thing”
If you’re not finished shopping then don’t get in the fucking line. I asked the cashier once you left the second time if she could just start ringing me in but the poor thing looked scared to death because she saw you coming back with your razor blades you mouthy midget hairy assed twat.
I know you heard me when you left the 4th time and I said…Are you Fucking kidding me?
and…I don’t give a flying shit that I was in your way while you used the debit machine. I saw you staring at me too fucking scared to say a word but I wasn’t going to move for you. I hope you think I stole your PIN code (which i didn’t btw).
and kudos to the man behind me who asked if you were sure you were done this time once they gave you the total but why did you look at him like he was flirting with you? He wasn’t…we talked about how annoying you were while you were gone getting the orange juice (at the other fucking end of the store btw) that you forgot.
I hope you miss your fucking chocolate pop tarts for breakfast you dumb whore because they never made it into your bag. I guess if you stuck around no one could move your groceries…besides consider it a favour you disgusting fat cow, try a slim fast instead of a pop tart next time. —You’re out of line
This article appears in Mar 25-31, 2010.
hahaha
This bitch made me happy.
This person sounds like a real jerk, but the hateful comments about the person’s appearance are just uncalled for and make you sound just as immature. How the person looked is irrelevant in this bitch, congratulations on your cheap shots.
Yeah, you sound like a dick with anger issues. I mean, I’d be pissed of too but…”mouthy midget hairy-assed twat”?
How old are you?
oh, so he can be angry… even hateful… but name-calling is over the line?
at least it paints a nice picture…
I see some short, scraggly bitch with no teeth waddling her fat ass back and forth to get the ‘last’ thing she forgot on her list….
not sure how accurate, but I see it well.
screw the softies, call her a butterfaced, sasquatch hobbit with beady eyes and belt that’s working harder than Peter Kelly.
Fizz, they’ll give you a coupon for the poptarts if you go back.
Haha, I’ll keep that in mind ML
Nice imagery zZz… You’re slowly turning into TTFN 🙂
I like this bitch. We’ve all been in that kind of situation where someone with absolutely no awareness of the people around them inconveniences our lives.
And this is a great forum for venting (that’s what it’s here for) so a little name-calling doesn’t hurt anyone.
Just as bad IMO are the ones I hate… the people who were never taught how to count.
You see them all the time in the line for up to 10 items & they’ll have 15 or 20 , usually a mouth breater, with not even a clue to basic hygene.
When I visited California a couple years ago, some of the express lines there only will accept 10 items. Then the till automatically rings up your total & you have to pay. If you have more than 10 items ,as 1 snarky young girl mentioned, you could go to the back of the line & come through again, or the customer could try a checkout with unlimited purchases.
It made me smile to hear the customer complain as they stomped away without paying for anything L O L. The girl behind the checkout, just hit a button & called for a register pick up L O L-again-
I figure anyone except the really retarded can count to 10. So the Express registers should all shut down & total up the sale everywhere at 10 items
more, that’d be nice!
10 items rung, here’s the total.
and NM, granted the shopping mart is a potential place for these types..
I find any lotto selling place or booth much more likely to hit the dreaded indecisive scratch-n-win for a new shirt and some deodorant player…
Agreed zZz: Scratch ‘n losers are the worst. Especially at the gas station I find.
Next time, when she’s gone, scan a few items several times and jack up the total. She won’t even notice, and if she does, say “Oh, well the story charges you directly for time used, same as a taxi does.”
“I hope you miss your fucking chocolate pop tarts for breakfast you dumb whore because they never made it into your bag.”
Pure poetry. I lol’d
Oh God, I could not agree with the OP more. I was a cashier for four years at Superstore. In defense of the cashier, however, this kind of shit happened ALL the time, and when there was a line, you didn’t know what to do. It’s not as simple as just putting their things aside and starting with the next person while you wait. If you’ve already started, you have to call a supervisor to annul the transaction or to suspend it, which ends up taking just as long.
But yes, I absolutely hated it when people would come, then run back and forth while I’m ringing them in. Perhaps what was the most ANNOYING thing is when they would come to my register, then not put anything on the belt, and then walk away, as if to reserve me. When that happened, I had no issue with people removing that person’s cart and butting in front. It was about the only time I was happy to serve a customer. Haha.
Once – maybe. 4 times – TWAT.
okay okay enough with the slagging on the mouth breathers!!!
usually when the person starts ringing in, they have to complete the sale,or fucks up whole system. yes, i had that happen to me on many occasions, and just have to bear with it. even tho you would love to smash their heads in, it can’t be done, dammit.
you mean, with all the buttons on that keyboard, they don’t have a ‘switch to next, more unselfish prick”: button?
you can’ t tell me it would be tough to keep the current tally in ram and move on… coming back to said prick afterwards?
now surely this can’t be infinitely recursive… but surely a button can be implemented for such a cause.
zZz, I wish in the four years I had done it that that it was that simple. But, unfortunately, it is not. They have a lot of crap to keep track off. They prefer to not even have to suspend/void entire sales in general. It’s annoying for the cashier.
When the person leaves the line for the second time, you remove an item from their groceries, and hide it.
Once is excusable but anything beyond that requires going through a the checkout a 2nd time. To avoid this scenario entirely one should always bring a list!!!!
Arrrrggg! OP. My wife would just loose it (and so would I). We are surrounded by stupid people but they don’t know it.
ok,
-so let’s say we have the unique identifier for the product… 32 characters long(each of which should be a letter lower or upper case, and a number… meaning 62 chars in 32 places = 62!-30! which I assure you is WAY more than enough for every product on the planet) to track …. so that’s 32 bytes taken
-and we have the name of the product… which to be generous is say 85 chars -to give both enough space for the full name of pretty much any product, AND to make the math a little easier.
-then we have the price… assuming there’s nothing needed to be $100k or more
that’s __ ___.__ = 8 spaces (with decimal) so 8 more bytes.
-then the quantity so that we don’t need multiple rows of these in the event people buy more than 1 of a product… so we can give that say 3 chars assuming no-one’s going to buy more than 999 of the same thing.
that -conveniently- yields 128 bytes per product you purchase.
now, assuming conservatively that these systems have a gig of ram and half is used to run the os and application… you’ve got 512 megs of available memory. you want to use half that for the prick button and half for the current total in case the prick button is used…
MEANING – 256 MEGS is available for one person’s list…
to grasp this… there’s (1024*1024 =) 1048576 bytes in one MB… * 256 =
268435456 bytes in total for the prick order… / 128 bytes per product =
2 097 152 different products they can buy… each of which can have up to 999 of the same product. this would be ridiculous if it were in the penny store…
and that’s just to store the prick items… they have the same amount of space for the current total after the prick takes off on said pop-tart run…
This is TOTALLY possible…. just needs to be implemented.
baahahaha