After your “break” in the park, be certain to clean up your coffee cups and most importantly, the napkins used to clean up your “spills”—no one wants to see that!
Dispose of them discreetly or tuck them into your pockets and dump them elsewhere. True, there’s a lack of garbage cans in the area; but your trash attracts all sorts of company resulting in all sorts of “unwanted attention.” —Ranger Rob
This article appears in Jul 5-11, 2012.


Why all the “quotation marks”?
Perhaps this is “the park” where no fool “works”?
>; )
i’m old so help me out. from your “words” do you mean people having sex outside in a park? does this park have a scottish poet? am i going round the twist?
Skeet skeet skeet!!!
They brought it in, they should take it out. Not having a garbage can within sight doesn’t make it okay to make the environment your own personal dumpster.
I automatically assume that people who litter are selfish and lazy, and since they clearly do not have respect for their environment and fellow living things, they must not respect themselves much either. One “small act” of littering just says so much about a person’s character.
I had an acquaintance once that used to think I was “passionate about the environment” simply because I made a ‘fuss’ about her littering and asked her to pick it up and did not relent until she did. Thankfully she was just ignorant and lazy and I was able to change her littering ways. Now we’re the best of friends 😀 True story.
I agree PG, it seems like a straightforward about lazy fuckwads who litter but the quotation marks make it seem like OP is using a few euphamisms here and talking about something else. However, I have already lost interest.