Hollywood you suck! Women have never looked so pathetic and I blame you. I feel completely ashamed to be one. —Get In Line
This article appears in Jul 5-11, 2012.
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Judging by the trailer, neither gender gets a flattering protrayal. Just as inbred rednecks, Nazis and the U.S. Cavalry were slandered by “Dukes of Hazzard”, “Raiders of the Lost Ark” and “Dances With Wolves”. I suppose you could file a class action lawsuit, or just perhaps, avoid seeking “reality” at the flicker show. Just a thought.
…and if you really need to see one of these:
http://cbskmle.files.wordpress.com/2010/10…
There’s always the interwebz.
Wait till 50 Shades- the movie… won’t be a dry seat in the house, I’m sure. Dudes, this is your chance to troll the theatres for all KINDZA pussy! Better check showtimes for when the Hundreds of horny women will be pouring out of the theatres.. You don’t even gotta worry about foreplay after 90 minutes of seat-squirming clitlit action, they’ll be all flushed and ready to shag the nearest goofball (you).
while thinking of the greasy guys in the movie…
ya, no thanks.
women who get ramped up and fuck the next dude they see….
that kinda woman is the same skeezy, cheating kind thet people come here to bitch about.
Women shouldn’t be ashamed of their desires – dis ain’t the 1950’s.
It’s a brand new day, honey!!! You just jelly cuz you ain’t gettin any! LEWZZZER
zed’s a sexy beast, you should be so lucky
misogynists who call girls whores aren’t sexy, SOWWrrry!!
you are so the EXACT opposite of anyone I would ever want to be associated with,
so_fool.
my mother taught me shame for the human form like a good mother….
in a region where one in 4 teenage girls had a kid.
I take pride in my prudishness…
it’s nice to have standards … and no sti’s.
There are many more things important than getting your jollies,
especially in an age where resources are being reduced more quickly than ever because of the plague thriving on this earth called ‘people’.
You sound sexually confused and very frustrated. One should never feel shame about their sexuality,… I understand your desires — the CACK can be very alluring. The church may not understand, but you must be who you were meant to be! Stop living a lie, son!
I don’t think he cares if you want to have sex with some lurker outside of a movie theatre no_fool, he just doesn’t want his penis to burn when he pees.
he cares enough to call me a whore on here every chance he gets…
I’ve never met the man in my life, so I don’t care about him or how pretty he is, or his itchy little cock either!
So eat a dick, doufuss! BOO-Yah!!
well I guess I was right to call you a whore, now wasn’t I?
You be sure to watch this stupid movie closely so you can go give out your crabs to all the ‘gentlemen’ lurking in the theatre lobby…
I won’t be there… so it’ll be a prude free crowd you can willingly offer your rotten snatch to.
Part of owning your sexuality, no_fool, is making conscious decisions surrounding it as well. Just because you feel it might be ok to fuck whomever, whenever, some of us like to have a bit of discretion. For instance: just because one does not feel the need to fuck someone they’re not in a relationship with, doesn’t mean they’re “sexually confused” or “very frustrated,” it can mean they view sex in a different light than you do. They’re figured out what sex means to them and they’re owning it.
You sound like you’re quite young, no_fool. Perhaps maturity will open your eyes up a bit to the many perspectives held by others.
Wow..do you kiss you mother with that mouth? Lotsa bitterness & resentment towards women there, and what would your church pals say if they read your hatred filled posts?
Remember, Resentment comes from denying thy true authentic self.
You know what they call a man who don’t like women or pussy?
A cocksucker.
PK My comment was a joke obviously!! I’m not sitting outside of a movie theatre with my legs spread geesh. But apparently if you like the movie, you’re a whore….
so..
I never said I didn’t like them or it…
that was you…
I just don’t see the need for it to be flashed all over the god damn place all the time.
Maybe I’m just crazy to prefer people have some god damn decency when you’re in public.
or maybe I’m just mentally scarred from dealing with all those fucking bachelorette parties pack in the day… and can’t stand wild, idiot ladies barfing all their sex and liberation and penis cups all over the god damn place.
You know…. you’re basically the female equivalent to those ‘typical construction workers’ cat calling all the ladies as they walk by.
I’m waiting for Eyebrows Abraham to call this a racist movie.
Guys have had their BACHELOR parties with strippers for decades, women SHOULD have all the penis parties they want and barf their paraphenalia as they please! It’s about time for some reciprocity! Not to mention women are always naked in movies, showing boobs & bush, it’s about time for some shlong. And dirk digglers faux appendage don’t count.
You don’t even know me, how ya gonna call me a whore? Maybe YOU’RE the whore.
(Man-whore).
I didn’t even read that comment, no_fool. I just read your comment directed at zed stating that he’s sexually confused/frustrated.
And while I don’t know his particular situation, it just sounded like you were stating that everyone who doesn’t fuck freely is a prude or confused or frustrated.
Lots of people own their sex, but prefer to be a bit picky of their partners and situations of which they engage in sexual activity and it’s unfair to call someone a prude because they like to be a little more low key.
Plus, not everyone’s sex drive is at the same level.
“Guys have had their BACHELOR parties with strippers for decades…”
and my bachelor party wasn’t. Pool, darts, n drinks with friends… low key and fun, the way they should be.
“, women SHOULD have all the penis parties they want and barf their paraphenalia as they please! “
and those women are the exact opposite of what I’d be looking for.
that’s my point… if you go back and actually read.
Hey, female equality for all! if you want to be the female equivalent of a misogynistic, rowdy, sexualized pervert….. go for it.
personally, I like to keep it classy a little classier than that.
Yeah, calling women whores is real classy there bud. And BTW, the last time I checked this is a bitch board where you state your opinion, not a dating site where you look for women…so I could care less what type of woman you’re looking for buddy.
Was it pocket pool n tongue darts that you played with your boys at the bachelor party, little zeddy teddy bear?
Good clean fun.
Right.
Women are EXACTLY like that with male strippers. I have seen it first hand many many times.
Eh, I don’t think one’s behaviour at a bachelorette party is necessarily a cornerstone of one’s personality.
Perhaps you’ve seen a lot of that kind of behaviour, zed, but girls might do that one or twice in their lives, so I wouldn’t necessarily say all ladies attending bachelorette parties with penis straws and glittery shirts and stuff are sluts and whores.
Some of the ladies I’ve done the bachelorette party thing with are generally the most low key ladies on the planet. Who, I might add, have quite strong marriages. One going on 8 years this fall.
And don’t you already HAVE a lady, zed? Who cares about the other women out there if you already have a partner?
do I?
that what facebook told ya?
whatever… I’m a prude when it comes to the old, tired, sex sells everything bullshit.
it’s ridiculouse, requires little to no thought, and idiots like blow_a_fool up there just flock like a horny adolescent every time… and the world gets just a little dumber.
Hell, why don’t we just show porno matinee’s while we’re at it.
Full blown orgy movies while we’re eating supper with the family…
don’t forget to put those shirtless calvin klien ads and idiotic, lusty perfume ads in there since everyone’s gonna be watching.
The new paradigm, using sex to draw you into watching the ads that sex is selling anyways.
There ya go. hope you’re happy.
and they wonder why prostitots are already running rampant, kids having kids everywhere.
I’m SO done with this stupid subject.
Go blow your dog in front of a webcam for your monthly subscribers, you tramp.
I feel REAL bad for your wife right now, pal. Ever hear of Madonna/whore syndrome? Read up on it, you got er baaad…along with severe mommy issues.
surely that was thought up before madonna became a whore…
and I’m SOOO glad you’re abreast so closely with my relationships, or lack of.
don’t forget to grab some peanut butter on the way home… rover’s pretty hungry.
I dunno — haven’t visited your FB page in a while and I don’t have you listed on my newsfeed.
My point was just that you can’t judge someone in respect to their whoreishness based on one encounter at a bachelorette party.
I fully believe that just because someone is more low key in regards to their sexuality, doesn’t mean they’re frustrated and confused.
You know there’s really no need to be mean about it.
Eeww… sounds like you know lots about that sort of thing. I’m glad I’ve brought your homoerotic & beasiality fantasies to the forefront so that you can seek help.
You can take my diagnosis for fact, I gots my PhD.
(Pretty Hot & Delicious Degree) 😛
Madonna–whore complex is the inability to maintain sexual arousal within a committed, loving relationship.[1] First identified by Sigmund Freud, this psychological complex is said to develop in men who see women as either saintly Madonnas or debased prostitutes. Men with this complex desire a sexual partner who has been degraded (the whore) while they cannot desire the respected partner (the Madonna).[2] Freud wrote: “Where such men love they have no desire and where they desire they cannot love.”[3] Clinical psychologist Uwe Hartmann, writing in 2009, stated that the complex “is still highly prevalent in today’s patients”.[2]
No offense to you Petty K, but you know people in ” quite strong marriages. one going on 8 years”
I think my ex wife & I had an argument that went on longer than 8 years…when you get up in the twenties + years & multiple kid’s & they are still going strong, madly in love & fucking no one but each other constantly, then I’ll listen to your tale about the strong marriage !
The fact of the matter is quite different & the divorce rate proves it.
Hell I’ve had a girlfriend longer than 8 years in my life ! She didn’t want to marry ( & still hasn’t) & neither did I !
But still if a relationship is grounded on monogamy & both partners agreed that is one of the things their relationship is based on , that IMO is what it should be. Not that I have a problem with a more open relationship, been there done that, but if you decide you want a change or a rest, you should tell your partner. I really don’t agree with cheating.
Cheating & getting caught & destroying someone you are suppose to love is fucking W R O N G….& you shouldn’t have to believe in any religion to understand that.
I also see no reason why a single guy or girl shouldn’t fuck who they choose, & if a different partner weekly is their goal.
Why should a female be labeled a slut for that ?
Or a guy a pig for screwing whoever will open her legs ?
Who am I to judge what a single adult wants for themselves, its their life & they should be able to live it as they choose, fucking strangers starts to pale after awhile…same thing if they choose a monastary, they are not hurting anyone (except possibly themselves)
I don’t disagree, more-on. I don’t see anything wrong with enjoying sex with no strings attached. But I also don’t feel those who aren’t into that should be labeled as prudes or frustrated. I figure it’s whatever floates your boat — different lifestyles, sex drives, preoccupations, etc….
I don’t think anyone’s wrong in this debate.
Also: i’m only 30, so 8 years of marriage is a big deal at this point! Especially when marriages are lasting less than a year these days. 🙁
Women that bang random dudes are kinda slutty, there’s nothing wrong with slutty. So, if you’re going to “own your sexuality”, then expect to be judged, almost 100% buy your best female friends. If there’s one thing for sure, it’s that all women are catty judgemental bitches when it comes to other women.
To paraphrase Groucho – I’d never have sex with a woman, who’d sleep with a guy like me on the first date.
zZz – sex sells….always has, always will. It’s nothing new, just getting bolder.
Strippers – as far as I’m concerned, it’s women’s behaviour that ruined stripping in the HRM. Men don’t grab/grope and pull the dancers off the stage (that would earn a man a very fast shit-kicking), women do.
Sexual equality, great, I’m all for it. But why do you want to mimic the worst sexual behaviour of men? Think of what you’re being equal to.
Go do what you want, fuck whom you want, it’s a free country. Just don’t be surprised when, not everyone wants to join in.
no_fool, i gave you a chance, so what happened? if’n you feel so strong on the sex anytime/anyone, where did you go. i’m still open, and looking, but won’t be back in town for a few weeks. maybe we can hook up then? if it happens, it happens, if not, well?
50 Shades of Grey was poorly written. It’s like Twilight for mothers in bad footwear. I’d rather just watch porn.
Do what you want, act how you want but don’t expect me to automatically live the same and for God’s sake don’t take me to the sexual health clinic with you for “support” then have your bf show up 10 mins later (not telling me he’s coming) and have me awkwardly sit there with him … … *serious side eye*
I think discretion is lost in this insta-share society … but that’s a whole other bitch.
Meh.
Omg LS … you still trolling around here with that schtick. It’s obviously not working! Invest in sheep or something.
Damn.
no darlin’, not trollin’ at all. just calling to say hey, let’s get her on. but love, we couldv’e made beautiful noises together too. ah, but the suckster can dream, right donk. hee hee, having a bit of fun tonight, i’m bored as fuck in this shitty town, and looking forward to getting back on road again, this morning. gotta get some shut eye. will catch you one of these days you wasscally wabbit.
I think what a lot of people feel is that the sexuality of others is their business when it’s not. If said individual is not you, and you’re not fucking them, then mind your own business! If you want to go out and screw anything that moves? Sure go for it! As long as you’re not fucking animals or children or people without their consent, fill your damn boots. I couldn’t care less.
But by the same token, don’t call me a prude because I don’t feel inclined to have casual sex. I like to keep that to a relationship with someone I trust. Just as you’re yelling from the rooftops that casual sex is ok, keeping sex to a relationship is ok too, so shut your pie hole and mind your business!
I have a friend who, by the age of 22 had had sexual relations with over 33 people (mostly unprotected), and I could honestly give two shits about it (whatever floats her boat), but don’t expect me to fuck anyone who’s fucked her or anyone who’s fucked anyone who’s fucked anyone who’s fucked her. Or hold her hand when she goes to the STI clinic for HIV results. It’s not that hard to wrap it up ffs.
ALSO: I agree 100% that the behaviour at male strip shows by women (overall) is DISGUSTING, which is why I’ve never gone and had no inclination to hold a bachelorette party with male strippers. I’ve heard too many horror stories, and have no interest in engaging with women who are too drunk to walk, yet somehow are able to simulate sex (and who knows what else) with a random naked guy with a bunch of other women. It’s tacky and gross.
http://awesomebestpictures.com/fullsize/im…
Ladies listen up –I watched a bootleg of magic Mike last night and LOVED IT even though it was in Russian. Fuck that shit had me so worked up I made the guy I’m seeing do the Magic Mike Dance. At first, he fought it, but I used my cunning coercion tactics of “you do the magic mike dance or no booty for you!” I even made him put on his Security Guard Uni and enter through the front door and pretend to be Magic Mike too! DAAAYUM!! We had the wildest night EVARRR!!
I’m starting to think there is some magic to this Mike thing afterall 😉
Cuz last night was OFF THE CHAIN. um’unna have to make him repeat that performance like EVERY night!!
You’re blaming Hollywood for making you ashamed to be a woman OP? So the fact that some women want to pay see some chiseled men dance around naked makes you feel some kind of way about yourself? THAT’S what you should be ashamed of. Get over it.
Also, if THIS is what really what makes you ashamed to be a woman, and not some things that some women do that actually hurt other people… Lying, cheating manipulating, stuff like that, then maybe you’re over due. I see nothing wrong with anyone wanting to watch a movie about strippers. Better than a movie about torturing or killing people.
For the record I don’t think what 1 man or woman does should make anyone else feel ashamed of themselves. If that’s the case we should all be ashamed to be human because there are lots of people who do terrible things.
Ghaaawd..
I was discussing that movie with a lady the other day. I was mentioning that 99.9% of that movie’s audience would be women or gay men. However she also said that some ladies have little parties where they have a couple of drinks and then go see the movie for some titillation. To which I said that if I was younger and single, I might take in that flick and hopefully get swept up by raging female hormones.
I have not a problem with promiscuity despite it’s negative connotations. So long as it’s between consenting adults and no animals are harmed in it’s making. As well without spreading disease and children.
I really don’t know why OP is ashamed to be a woman follow the flick. I haven’t seen the movie but it’s just a movie, don’t take things to heart so much and enjoy life.
Hugo – one of my favourite Grouchisms was; he knew a girl who had “Heavens above” tattooed on her ankle.
Or when he was brought to task about some story discrepancies from a party held the night before, he was asked which version was true – he replied “both, Im a liar”