Oh, my sexy French boy, why didn’t you tell me you were going to be parading around in your full uniform Canada Day? I would have booked the day off and never made plans if I had of known. Next time tell me sooner, so I can see you all dressed up and even sexier. P.S. Your accent makes me melt. —Sincerely, Your Pretty Girl
This article appears in Jun 28 – Jul 4, 2012.


zat eeez roit…
I am zexier becoose I zound like de…. how you say… pompouse dickhead.
swoon ladeeez…. swoon over me and ma speesh empediman
NMD, your bitches and loves are always so obviously you.