Bus seat mystery,
what liquid did I sit in?
Pee? Bleach? Pop? Sniff…pee.
—Old Man Pissy Pants
This article appears in Jun 21-27, 2012.
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Bus seat mystery,
what liquid did I sit in?
Pee? Bleach? Pop? Sniff…pee.
—Old Man Pissy Pants
This article appears in Jun 21-27, 2012.
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buddy boards the bus
hurriedly, doesn’t check seat
expects net to care.
http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/avata…
i always check the seat before and after I sit.
Before to see if someone else forgot something, water, gum, grease, pee in this case.
And After, to see if I forgot something, keys, wallet, bottle of wine.
congrats lowcoaster… you’re well versed in normal bus behavior.
as for OP,
http://cdn1.sbnation.com/imported_assets/5…
that the chance you gotta take, even worse in winter tho. what with all the snow and slush all over some seats.
You’re not allowed to bring beverages onto the bus and who takes bleach on the bus? That just leaves one.
“who takes bleach on the bus?”
Obsessive-compulsives?
Very clever OP 🙂
know what I think?
man pees self on bus
panics on what to do next
changes his story
easy peasy lemon squeezy.
I think OP is deserving of the Gil Grissom Award for wanting to confirm what logic and public transit experience could have told him, without the sniff.
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I once sat in coffee on the bus. It was one of those multi-coloured seats with different shades of brown mixed in so I didn’t notice the wetness at the time. The AC was also on, and sometimes when the AC is on the seats are actually freezing so I thought maybe my butt was just cold… nope, that was liquid seeping into my pants. The liquid smelled of coffee, but it could have been coffee pee or something. Anyway, I actually called MT after I ran home covering my butt, so they could clean it up so no one else had to go through such trauma, and they chuckled and said the bus was almost done for the day anyway. Bleh. Stupid multi-coloured seats.
coffee butt
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
A friend of mine sat in piss. We didn’t test it to see if it was actually piss, but it was warm and someone was sitting there right before my friend sat down. The only upside to that day was getting to watch a homeless person try to talk the driver into giving him a free ride.
WELL DON’T LEAVE US HANGING!! Did he get a free ride?
No. The bus drove away while the homeless man looked on sadly.
Also your sarcasm hurts….
Great sarcasm, Mel-a-noma.
Just be glad it’s not jizz, and you didn’t end up on the internet for some whackjob to rub one out to.
Love this haiku, old man pissy pants! lmaooooooooooh
I too love when I find stuff on the bus. One time when I was really broke, I found a full poverty pack of cigarettes. But they were the real dried out native ones and made me cough really hard…I swear the Indians are getting back at us one cigarette at a time.
But still – FREE SMOKES!!
Bloody Fuckin’ ‘el !!!
Dumpster bandit mask.
Bereft of sense, shun my aid.
Cower in garbage.
This year’s litter of rakins seem to be particularly thick. On the bright side, There was a plover on the lawn of the Gulag this morning.
“Great sarcasm, Mel-a-noma.”
Get off her dick. She shops at Walmart.
http://drewminh.net/wp-content/uploads/201…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NqPcdVmz5BQ
She stacks her popcorn and bottled water supplies at Walmart, not her wardrobe!
Naw, I buy incense and make-up at Walmart. Bottled water is for boring people and I can’t really eat popcorn :(. Although sometimes I do when I have no plans for the day ;D.
you can’t eat popcorn?
not even with that instructional video agent 195 posted for you?
I feel ya, Mel, on the popcorn 🙁
It’s a big no no for me too.
Sucks because popcorn is a gift from the gods of everything tasty and delicious.