Ten thousand thank-yous for offering us the “10% Poop Discount.” We felt honored to be the first and possibly the last (timing is everything) customers to receive such a strange yet deserved discount. KAJ asked to use your non-public bathroom space, and you kindly obliged, not knowing that the current customer was dropping off a load that laid down the law in the most noxious way possible. Yes, KAJ survived her short washroom stint in your amazing store, but she did suffer through that toxic wasteland. It was brutal and inhumane. As we walked to the counter with our vinyl, you laughed, asked about KAJ’s health and suggested that the bargain bin prices be applied. Why would we argue? We walked away with Jones, Joplin, Dylan and the Sadies at a deduced rate and that put our Friday Night Fever in perfect motion. You know how to keep us coming back for more. —MM & KAJ
This article appears in Mar 4-10, 2010.
I’m pretty sure his name is James, and yes, he’s awesome.
This is the official comment from Taz… it was not a customer but one of us.. he is known as “Expunge Bob”. We have asked him to do his business at larger facilities like the Metro Center.. but after a couple of visits, security has told him not to contaminate their site and he has been banned.
We have a “Smokey Bear” type sign on our facility which has a danger level pointer. Any future customer who uses our facilities should be aware that if it is pointing to red.. it means enter at your own risk.