Yes I know we’re friends, and I know I’ve been pretty crazy lately and you don’t exactly understand why. I’ll never tell you exactly what’s going on in this head of mine, but even if you’ve decided we are strictly friends, it hurts that when you suddenly become single you don’t consider me for a second and completely overlook me. It makes me wonder why I’m not good enough. —Sick of Being a Good Girl
This article appears in Jun 14-20, 2012.
It might be because you’re a “little bit” crazy although I’m betting it’s because you’re actually full on crazy.
http://i.imgur.com/nRbNc.jpg
BUT ZILLA: IF WE MAKE THE FIRST MOVE WE’RE BRANDED SLUTS!
WHAT’S A GIRL TO DO?
Also: OB’s probably a little bit more than crazy. Anddddd your friend is probably just not interested.
Let’s see, you’re acting weird, won’t give an indication to why, won’t open up, apparently hare yourself. Yeah, you sound like super relationship material. Now go get help, it might actually work.
Some people like crazy! But yeah, I’m with ‘Zilla, make your point known to said single person.
*Hate, damnit. Although if you’re doing indecent things with hares no wonder he won’t go near you.
In all honesty and from personal experience, it’s MUCH easier to just get your feelings out there. If you’re rejected enough you build up a tolerance and become desensitized to it. Kinda like violence on TV! 😀
baha.
No seriously, just come right out and say it. You can’t help if you like this guy and either he’ll say “cool let’s get some bbq and get busy” or he’ll be all “I”m flattered, but….”
At least you’ll know and you can stop being a crazy ass bitch.
It’s probably your low self esteem and your inability to have an intimate relationship…js.
still waiting for the light bulb to go off and realize that is what the friend zone feels like?
awkwardly comfortable yet still a devoid feeling mixed in there somewhere.
http://i1.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfe…
http://cdn1000.mostwtf.com/pictures/f35635…
No Pk….what makes you a slut is when you blow guys to show interest.
Yeah that whole “Maybe if I blow him he’ll notice me” mindset is idiotic. They will see you as the chick who gives out blowjobs for free. That’s what makes you a slut.
Bahaha, too true, zilla.
I will say, though, that it is nice to be pursued, sometimes. 🙂
I’m slightly confused here. Did he actually say that he only thought of you as a friend? If so, you’re just going to have to accept that fact and move on. If not, then do like PK says and ovary up and talk to the guy. Otherwise you’ll be left with nothing but feelings of regret and self-loathing.
I guess this bitch is as good as any to derail:
Since yesterday was such an awesome summit, I’d like to get to planning the next one.
Bread lady and I have some ideas as to where we can have the next one (patio please!), but I need some input into availabilities.
So when y’all available?
“I guess this bitch is as good as any to derail:”
I generally ignore the self absorbed posts the regulars make, but this was just too idiotic to pass on….You people already have that bitch with 90+ comments that you derailed to jerk each other off over the summit so how about you fuck off and go back to posting there.
Don’t take personal offense to this PK…it’s just idiotic for you to post that here when you have already been using a different bitch to post off topic shit on.
I’m busy every weekend right up until (and including) Canada Day, but after that I’m more or less available whenever.
I pick hot-topic bitches to derail, zilla, and the old man bitch wasn’t getting much traffic.
And don’t worry. I didn’t take personal offense to it. I still want to do dirty things with you with some breadcrumbs and butter.
sometimes it’s best to be not thought of. but if you are throwing the hints that you want this person, maybe you were throwing them the wrong way. try the direct way, face to face, bt don’t seem too desparate.
Don’t pick hot topic ones PK. Pick ones no one is posting in. We can all see recent comments and the regulars flock to each other like flies to shit so stop fucking everyone so you and the circle jerk gang can have a discussion about your circle jerks.
Be considerate of the people that don’t treat this section of the website like their own personal chat forum.
It hurts me to have to say this as I constantly walk the line between off-topic and relevant comments.
Fuck you, zilla.
I tried that before and no dice.
You’re cruisin’ for a brusin’ you fucking lizard.
This article might help you understand a thing or two OP, it’s at least good for a couple laughs:
http://blackgirlsareeasy.com/2012/02/why-y…
The whole “I’ll friend you till you fall in love with me” strategy is just the. absolute. worst. strategy to gain someone’s affection.
Good thing we stocked up on “Wheelie-P’s Aloe-Based, Trombone-Puppet Skin Moisturizer, with Saw Palmetto”, yesterday. It soothes and lubes.
Couldn’t find any recipes involving bread crumbs and sauteing, Kitteh; but apparently these guys have a tasty curry recipe….
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sE8wuNrehpg…
Maes and Hugo are pretty handy in the kitchen. Any good lizard recipes to share?
first one to 10 wins….
http://www.dumpybitch.com/storage/godzilla…
lace em up tommy…
you’re subbing in on this one.
we know pk’s vertical is measured best in millimeters.
I won’t even bother wasting time trolling you PK. You make yourself look like a massive idiot without my help.
lalalalalalalalalalala
If you are going to post off topic shit about summits then don’t use idiot logic as an excuse. Just do it and ignore me when I point out how idiotic it is. It will save you the time of posting your typical “fuck you” comment that you use whenever anyone disagrees with you.
I bet you’re lovely in person, but you come off as abrasive and rude in your comments the majority of the time. Which is sad because some of the time you actually post useful comments that aren’t a pain to read.
I’m saddened that my “fuck you” posts are taken as literal by you, zilla.
You of all trollers should understand when someone’s being playful.
🙁
You’ve crushed my soul, Mr. Lizard 🙁
*sniff*
lol I am game, Zedman. Any court, anywhere, lizard boy.
http://images.fanpop.com/images/image_uplo…
betcha a million bucks shes busted and quite probably a heifer.
Meh…its difficult to tell when you are playing a bitch or being a bitch. I don’t know if its because you are seamless when you do it or maybe you are just secretly a good troll.
Who knows???? Maybe I troll u? maybe u troll me? maybe we take off clothes and hug? maybe u touch my penis? maybe i touch your penis?
we can get suckster to dress up like the cheerleader…
give you a bit of an advantage.
http://www.tokyomango.com/.a/6a00d8341c5d3…
this girls probably a lunatic
Also…fuck me…I’m a hypocrite.
Tell PK not to derail bitches…while I derail the bitch by calling her out on derailing the bitch. fail logic is fail.
Alex…move camera slightly lower next time you take a picture. It would make for a better picture!
amirite guys?
hey now zilla
i’d rather people look at my face.
OB, if you were meant to be together, you would be together. So get over it. Maybe he doesn’t want to have another gf right now. And if you act crazy, it’s not exactly an attractive quality.
Lizard recipes, lizard recipes… I’ll have to look it up. I’ve seen snake, eel, snail, frog, horsemeat, spider, bee, mealworm and cricket recipes but no lizard recipe comes immediately to mind.
I’ve also eaten all of the above examples. 😛
Regarding the Summits, it probably wouldn’t hurt if we had an actual forum to swarm to instead of using the bitchposts. I’ll get on that if anyone is interested.
And as for the OP, the problem can be resumed to one word that also happens to numerous males; “friendzone’d”
There used to be a faux cajun place here that had an alligator appetizer. Flash fried in a cornmeal batter and served with a medium salsa; it might as well have been chicken.
If he has decided you’re strictly friends then it’s only logical that he wouldn’t consider you when he suddenly became single. You answered your own question. What do you mean by “crazy”? If you were really crazy, you wouldn’t know it. You’re not thinking about bestiality or your relatives stealing money from you are you? See, you’re not crazy.
Hope I was of some help.
and as an afterthought o.p., if you don’t wanna be a good girl anymore. well do i need to tell you who to get hooked up with? yep, anytime you’re ready to go down that path of depravity, look me up. gaurenteed to be as weird and bad as you want it.
“hey now zilla
i’d rather people look at my face.”
Take a picture that shows a bit of cleavage.
A guy notices and comments on it.
Claim you’d rather have people look at your face.
Women logic.
But seriously though…I didn’t mean crop out your face. I just meant give us something to look in case we get tired of looking at your face.
http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ABiJEfz9hk
Tortilla de Godzilla
12 ton ground lizard
4000 onions, chopped
2000 cloves garlic, minced
50,000 cans kidney beans, rinsed and mashed
2,000 green chile peppers, seeded and diced add to shopping list
2 tons chili powder
4,000,000 large whole-wheat tortillas
2 ton cup shredded lettuce
1 ton chopped tomatoes
12 ton grated low-fat monterey jack cheese
1. In a large nonstick skillet over medium-high heat, cook the lizard meat, onion, and garlic until the beef is browned. Drain the fat.
2. Stir in the beans, chile pepper, and chili powder, and cook until hot. Remove from the heat.
3. Warm the tortillas in the microwave for 20 seconds, then fill each tortilla with half the mixture. Top with lettuce, tomatoes, and cheese, and roll each tortilla tightly into a tube.
I’m going to go out on a limb and suggest being crazy and secretive are usually indicators to run like hell.
zilla not like i have a huge plunging neckline
and know people will look
just don’t need to comment
“until the beef is browned”
you missed a cut/paste
and alex, you can’t unleash a picture on the internet and complain when people made any comments about it… it’s expected that you’ve released the pic for any ol’ joe blow’s discretion.
i’m not really complaining…
i’m just stating it wasn’t a provocative picture
or at least i didn’t think there would be a comment on something literally so little
Alex, the picture may be little, but ‘Zillas imagination is HUGE. Plus, I think he’s got a crush on you Miss Parris.
a little Ctrl+scroll can make that pic and it’s contents as big as he wants…
Phhht – How are you going to keep the Giant Radioactive Lizard on the seaweed farm once he’s seen the Lights of Parris?
I don’t need to comment on a lot of things, but I do it anyway. I like to be consistent in my harassment of everyone. You’re not special….other than the fact you have a noteworthy rack. Take it as a compliment or ignore it. It wont change the fact I said it.
“a little Ctrl+scroll can make that pic and it’s contents as big as he wants…”
I didn’t know crtl+Scroll would magically re-take her picture to lower the frame. Did you develop this technology?!
“Alex, the picture may be little, but ‘Zillas imagination is HUGE. Plus, I think he’s got a crush on you Miss Parris.”
She has a large rack. She has used pictures before that showed the same shit which I commented on when she did.
yes, i finally figured out how to not use my facebook picture as this picture
after that i never had to worry about the amount i showed on here knowing someone would comment 😛
and keep in mind i didn’t say i was special. good for you for treating everyone equally
Why are you taking this like an insult? I wasn’t even trolling….
You link your FB account to a shit website that attracts shit people (like myself) and you are shocked when you show any amount of tit and someone comments. Is this your first time on the internet? Jesus christ…get back in the kitchen until you understand the concepts of horny 16 year olds on the internet.
I feel like I sort have to treat you special now….you know like how you treat that kid that is retarded, but not retarded enough to be in the special class.
i didn’t purposely link it to my facebook
and i’m not taking it like an insult
i don’t understand how i’m coming off as insulted
Why are we still talking about this?
Nice rack. Show them to the world. Things like those shouldn’t be hidden by clothes.