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I was in Freak Lunchbox on Friday, February 5. I came in after spending $140 at Urban Outfitters. I seen your face, and realized I seen an angel in front of me. A pale, stunning angel. So, I hope out paths can cross again, and maybe we could watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles together. Cowabunga! —The Man in the Camo Jacket
This article appears in Feb 4-10, 2016.
Why is important how much money you just spent? Did you tell her that? Were you trying to impress her? Weird.
Then I *seen her face, now I’m a believer!