I was at Mumford on my way to see my boyfriend, when you saunter over to me. You then proceed to tell me my boyfriend’s cute, and it’s a shame he’s dating a ditz like me, and if you were me you’d keep an eye on him, but oh wait, you already do. Listen bitch, you need to back the fuck off. I, for one, am not a ditz. Secondly, if you’re keeping an eye on him, why doesn’t he know your name? You are seriously messed up. —You’re The Ditz, Honey
This article appears in Jun 7-13, 2012.
Are you fucking twelve, go cry to your mother or make a vauge angsty post including song lyrics on your Facebook/MySpace/twitter/instagram/photobucket/Friendster/hi5/mass text your other ditzy vapid friends. Also dump your boyfriend you’re too immature to be dating and probably having inadequately protected sex.
no shit… getting bent outta shape for some idiot calling you a ditz?
get some self confidence and shrug the bitch off.
It’ll be a lot easier when you graduate from junior high, OP.
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*Ice Cube voice*
Shut up, ditz.
maybe he does know her name and she’s not as fucked up as you think she is. Some men are liars, you know, and we put blinders on and believe the shit that comes out of their mouths.
Maybe he doesn’t know her, whatever, women lie too.
Maybe she said, what she said, just to make the OB jealous and angry. Seems to have worked quite well.
OB takes jealous rage out on boyfriend’s ass…big fight…end of relationship…new girlfriend waiting.
Girls….. gotta love em.
and you didn’t deck her, why?
I guess for some the Liquor Dome Experience doesn’t end when the lights come on.