Fuck the Queen and her whole dysfunctional and parasitic family. If I wanted to dote over a nice little old lady, with loads of money and a host of attractive but stupid children, I’d get the complete collection of The Beverly Hillbillies episodes. When is Canada going to move into the 21st century? —Nationalist
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You’re my new favorite person Paingirl
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I mean, if I went around sayin’ I was an emperor, just because some moistened bint lobbed a scimitar at me they’d put me away!
waddayawant..
the tired old bitty doesn’t want to abdicate…
not that she does much other than wear god awful hats and wave like her fingers are glued together.
and don’t forget the matching purse! (But what does she keep in it? Bus fare?)
$1 per year per person doesn’t seem to much to pay for all that diversion…
i’m guessing gin, xeno. the good stuff
ummm, nope.
purse always seems to match the shoes…
(I don’t feel particularly manly saying that… but it’s true)
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she’d be a fool not to have Rolaids, hemorrhoid cream, and gin spiked prune juice in that sucker.
… and an emergency tampon….. OH WAIT.
Kinda makes me sick, knowing how much money they have, and how far it could go in multiple third world countries (simultaneously). Imagine if the monarchy stepped down, and donated their accumulated wealth to the poorest nations.
Of course, that sort of altruistic behavior doesn’t exist, especially in the upper echelons of society.
I’d rather throw my torch and pitchfork at the fucking Emera executive shitsacks who are lighting their Cubans with Nova Scotians’ money.
As for the monarchy, once Kate delivers the stuffed duck-billed platypus (secretly borrowed from the British Museum of Natural History)as Heir to the Throne, this dynasty will die off faster Will’s hairline.
careful what you say o.p., people saying less about some people, have a way of disappearing. not saying this will happen to you, but you just never know where the imperial spies are at. and the canada code does have a section in it about speaking ill of the royalty, and the charter for free speech won’t help you there. something about a wording that i forget just now.
The entire concept of the monarchy makes me wonder how and why people can love and worship inbred swine from England but poke fun at Cletus the Slack-Jawed Yokel.
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What do you think she’s rockin under that dress? Monster bush? Shaved? Landing strip? The possibilities are seemingly endless, but my guess would be she never had sex unless still fully clothed. It’s a shame really, she’s a handsome lady.
The monarchies in Europe seem to have survived the move away from their rule over the last couple of centuries and find themselves in an exulted position (France and Russia being an exception). Europe has a long and rich history that we (descendents of European settlers) really don’t have in North America.
That said, I really do not understand the preoccupation with these people by our media. Then again I don’t get this celebrity obsession we have nowadays anyway.
You’re my new favourite poster, trodoon.
Amazing.