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Dear fuckers, I would greatly appreciate it if you would stop playing all these damn mind games. IT’S NOT THAT FUCKING COMPLICATED TO BE WITH ONLY ONE DAMN GIRL! Stop thinking that you guys are the “BIG PLAYER” when really you’re just greasy fucks. —I Will Shit on Your Face!
This article appears in Feb 18-24, 2010.
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AND I WILL PISS IN YOUR FACE AND CORNFLAKES. GET FUCKED AND JAB SOMETHING SHARP IN YOUR EYE. WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE, TELLING WHAT TO DO. WHEN YOU ARE PROBLY THE WORST PLAYA AROUND. GO SUCK A BIG FAT DOG DICK. CLEAR ENOUGH FUCKLIPS.
nice LS… doling out the ‘capital punishment’ there…
Maybe, OP, guys don’t want to be with JUST you ’cause they sometimes wanna fuck a chick who doesn’t want to shit on their face. I mean, ewwwwww……. would turn ME off…..
ah team america… I knew watching you would be useful some day…..
He likes the CAPITALS because it makes him feel more important…America Fuck Yeah!
I never realised that there was much call to have another person defecate in your face.
Whatever floats your boat…but it sounds pretty damn gross to me !
Sometimes being with one girl , especially a jealous one, means a fuckload of mind-games. I’d argue that it is much more complicated to be with one person than to be an unattached “playa”. Monogamy isn’t for everyone. So stop trying to land yourself a guy who isn’t into monogamy. It’s that simple. Find a nice, traditional guy who’s into scat too!
zZz: thanks i just caught that reference…man that scene was brutal
Dude, it’s pretty easy to tell the players and non players, and you don’t have to be a player to not want to be soley with one girl.
As long as they are straight about that, then whatever man. If they aren’t straight about it, well then you obviously already know this..so move on.
Teach em a lesson! Play ’em like they played you! It worked for me! 😀
Yeah, I have been there – been played. Had the exclusive chat and then never heard from him again. Anyway, yes, if a guy wants to be a player just tell a girl straight up.
Man, players do make good fuck buddies though, no joke.
Dam, I need a good fuck buddy.
preferably not a stranger of a bitch forum either..just sayin’
Speakin from experience “angel”? j/k
Seriously, I only had one fuck buddy in my life time, and he was a total player. It worked out. I knew he was a player, so no chance of getting emotionally caught up. And the sex was good. so whatever!!
LOL
“Dam, I need a good fuck buddy.”
Posted by 1fallingangels1 on February 23, 2010 at 10:02 PM
When I first read this, I was like “heeeyyyyy…!”
Then…
“preferably not a stranger of a bitch forum either..just sayin'”
Posted by 1fallingangels1 on February 23, 2010 at 10:03 PM
Damn you! Heart break…
LOL, sorry Q maybe you should have come to the party!! j/k
So you and Jonno DID hook up, didn’t you? Man, how could it have been a party if there was no hooking up? Obviously, I wasn’t there. You should invite ‘Hali’ next time, too.
Anyway, there’s a party in my pants, if you want to come (AKA The Pants Party). Though PNB should be on here soon and I think she’s game for just about anything!
Let me know if you change your mind on the LTWWBFB, OK!
i used to be a playa/dirt bag from age about 25 to 30; i still to this day picture some of the nice young ladies i fucked over; not good not good at all:(
angel, you mean you wouldn’t want to try yours truly here, my heart just broke, sigh. but i did get an email from someone called lean and lanky last night. going to see today,. who knows????
Playas, would you like HIV with that, or the Herpes sidedish?
I’m game ;-P
Another chick that doesn’t and hasn’t realised guys fuck everything !!!! HAHA !!! I love chick OP’s that whine when they drunkingly put out and dude leaves in the morning with a ” thanks for the fuck ” and chases off after another drunk ass chick to bang . Nice one . Suck it up princess or should I say ” suck it off”??
Heres some advice . Don’t put out then !!! If you want a special one – make him wait for it , if he waits for it , then he’s worth it .
Jesus I love sluts – if it wasn;t for sluts , I wouldn’t get laid as much !!!
umm i unno who ya think er callin a slut tho, that my own friend that posted that up.. so talk what ya kno, and u dunt kno shit