To the woman in the black dress that yelled at me whilst crossing the Quinpool and Robie intersection this evening.
I was walking ahead of everyone while crossing the street at the light. Halfway through, I noticed a car waiting for us to complete the walk. I waved him through with a smile.
You then yelled at me and told me that other people were walking behind me (AKA you alone) and to be more sensitive for others.
Slow the fuck down, lady. Do you really have NO time to be courteous to other people?
I knew the guy in that car. He was a senior citizen driving his wife to her operation consolation. They already have to wait two damn hours in the waiting room. Least I can do is help them wait less in Monday rush hour traffic.
So fuck you, lady! Think about other people for once, and not just yourself. Slow down, smell the roses, and show some respect. —The Courteous One

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  1. So, what’s an operation consolation?

    Is it some kind of prize?

    Also: you sound like a real piece of work. Peds have the right of way and when people are crossing you don’t wave a fucking car through you dummy. Are you slow or something? Fuck sakes. The person who yelled at you had every right to do so. If granny and gramps had to wait two hours for granny’s ‘consolation’ than two more minutes TO YIELD TO PEDESTRIANS AS MANDATED BY LAW, wouldn’t’ve exactly caused great strife to gran and gramps.

    Good day.

  2. Well, if the lady wants to get mad at anyone it should be the old guy in the car. Just because some “leader of the crosswalkers” gives him a smile and a wave doesn’t mean he should go ahead and disregard the rules of the road.

    I fucking hate it when I stop for someone, only for them to give me a “friendly wave and smile” to go first. What the fuck did I stop for? Just get your ass to the other side of the street already.

  3. what in hell was all that about. what a convoluted process to say a few words. yeah okay, we get that something happened here, but i’m still trying to figure out what, exactly.

  4. Marmp, Marmp, Marmp… “pedestrians have the right of way”, marmp, marmp “dummy”, marmp, marmp, marmp.

    Fuck sakes, everyone worrying about who’s got the right of way, no time to be polite. Pull the stick out of your asses and realize there are more people out there than just you. I’ll take your smile and wave anytime, OB. We need more conscientious pedestrians like you.

  5. The only problem I have with this bitch is that you expect other people to have mental telepathy regarding this old dude’s wife’s situation. As for woman in the black dress, you should have told her to stop tailgaiting.

  6. your motives were good op, but it just fucks up the flow of traffic. the lady in black was a pedestrian

  7. “We need more conscientious pedestrians like you.”

    Um, waving people through a cross walk while people are crossing/waiting to cross isn’t conscientious — it’s dangerous and stupid.

    Did you not comprehend the part where OB states that there were people behind her in the cross walk? And that they were at a light?

    And you mean to tell me that if you were crossing the street and someone ahead of you waved a car through WHEN YOU HAD A GREEN LIGHT you wouldn’t get pissy?

    The only reason, SHITTY, you’re kissing OB’s ass is because I called them out. I could say the sky is blue and you’d claim it’s green just to spite me. And that’s pretty fucking pathetic.

  8. The rules of the road are meant to be followed, this helps avoid the majority of accidents. When you wave someone through an intersection like that, you are not following the rules. You’re not a crossing guard, so although you were being courteous, you do not have the authority to control and direct traffic.

  9. it’s fucktards like OP and harper over there that can make traffic nearly unbearable…
    follow the rules so no-one gets hurt.
    had the lady been a couple steps farther, you’d be waving the car on to hit her.
    real nice…. ‘compassionate pedestrian’.
    (keep in mind, we’re talking a geriatric driver here)
    and if he didn’t mow her down,… you’d just be there in the middle of the street like a big douchesplosion of idiocy, standing there holding everything up even longer.

  10. Grrrr…Like the drivers ahead of you who stop so that someone can pull in front (who usually make a left turn, messing up the timed traffic flow for everyone.) I figure any good karma they get by this misguided ‘good’ deed is totally negated by the curses and ill wishes of the drivers behind them.

    And OB, who the fuck are you—Asphalta, the goddess of roadways?

  11. I agree. Traffic rules are in place for safety and legal reasons but also for the orderly flow of traffic. They are in place so motorists and peds alike will know who is supposed to do what and when. (At least, it’s supposed to). While your heart may have been in the right place, OB, thinking that you are doing this motorist a favour, you’re actually just gumming up the works. You should have just crossed the street and been done with it. Let gramps worry about getting through the intersection after it’s clear of peds.

  12. Yes, PK. You’re the board hero, you called him out. Good job!!! If only they could only package what it is you have, we could all be just as annoying.

  13. How old ARE you, anyway, SHITTY?

    You sound like you’re a 12 year old little brat who’s only method of arguing is crying “I’m rubber and you’re glue!”

    Fuck sakes.

    Someone please tell me WHY I engage this immature little rodent?

  14. Thanks, Painey!
    (Asphalta is actually the name of the Goddess of Parking, but Road Queen and Pavement princess sounded whorish)

  15. I saw the same thing happen twice today, at the corner of Summer and Bell. First time, a ped stopped and waved through a guy waiting to make a right hand turn. Fucked up the whole intersection of traffic, peds and the cars trying to turn left. A while later (and actually quite different), a lady stopped to let a Cab make a left turn in front of her….except she had to, or the bastard would have run her down.

    I got to watch a lot of traffic today, the worst were the cyclists, a good 60 to 70% were doing everything from blowing through red lights, to running peds of the sidewalk. Close second are the Taxis, 3-point turn in the middle of the street, blocking 2 lanes of traffic to make a left hand turn, and fuck the peds. Then comes (in order) BMW, Audi, and Mercedes. Lolz, one Beemer had “tuner” ehaust, what a joke.

    Can you guess, what’s Hugo’s new job? Hint: They hired me over the phone 😉

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