When I’m out in public, and I have to use the washroom, I’ll gladly #1 as soon as it hits. Going #2 is a completely different story, though, because I’m a little paranoid about catching STIs from sweaty toilet seats. When #2 calls, and it’s an urgent call, I don’t really have a choice but to use public toilets. The thing I don’t understand, is why the hell every toilet I go to use has ass-lint and pubes all over the seat. I mean, I get it; a dude’s ass gets dirty, and maybe a loose hair or two escapes your crotch, but that DOESN’T mean you just LEAVE it there! Wipe that nasty junk up, and flush it with the rest of your shit! If this ever happens again, and I happen to know who left it, you better believe I’m wiping it up with toilet paper, and returning it to you the most public way possible. And I hope you’re on a date.
—Not Your Crap Cleaner
This article appears in Feb 11-17, 2010.
You can’t catch an STD from a toilet seat unless you plan to fuck it but you can catch a shot in the teeth if you’re not careful with dirty toilet paper.
maybe they figure the next person(you) might be hungry and wanted to leave a little snack for you. or they just wanna hear you cry and whine in the bitch section here.either way, you lose,loser.
awwuuu…..toilet talk!
don’t you all just love this kind of shit, yuk, yuk.
People here are gross
Am I the only one that makes a protective layer of toilet paper on the seat? Christ, some places even have paper seat covers you can use.
sodeypop, I usually do, but sometimes get lazy. I’m not so much of a clean-freak I must admit, stuff like this doesn’t bother me nearly as much as it does most people! I’m more of a neat-freak. Anal about some things… so to speak.
I’m lucky, I’m more like clockwork and know when the bizZzomb is going to drop.
every morning @ 8:00 or so. if it’s outside that time, it’s my own fault for liquor shits or questionable beef ripping my innards.
I’ve heard it’s just something that they think COULD happen, but I don’t know if there’s any real proof to it. I don’t think anyone would use a public toilet if it was proven. And, yeah, it’s gross when people leave stuff on the seat. Not cool.
hahaha kay….. i am picturing some obnoxious arsewipe fucking a toilet seat…. too funny.