To my oh so lovely roommate: why do you keep telling me that my sex with my boyfriend smells like fish? The other day, you came home from work and asked to go in my room to borrow one of my shirts. You went in there and came out with a disgusted face and asked us: “You just had sex, didn’t you?” We did, but I asked how you knew since we were sitting on the couch watching tv by the time you came home, we finished the deed about a 1/2 hour before. “It doesn’t smell too good in there. Kinda fishy. You guys better get checked out…” you tell us!! FYI, neither of us have STI’s and we wash every day! But several times you tell us there’s a fish smell after we do it. Where the fuck is this fish smell?!?!?!?! I’m fed right the fuck up with you and your ridiculous claims. Our sex does not stink! Perhaps since you’re not getting any dick yourself atm, you’re jealous? You hear our love and orgasms and are probably down in the dumps that it ain’t you experiencing the pleasure. So to feel better, you make up shit about it smelling like tunafish after we’re done. I told you I know you’re full of shit, so stfu up about this and go get laid yourself, or at least get a vibrator! Geeeesh!! —I’m Having Sex, You’re Not, Suck On That!
This article appears in May 17-23, 2012.
maybe you do stink. most people don’t smell their own stench
i can check it our for ya ob, my family calls me a bloodhound. i won’t smell your stuff just the air…donations to any animal rescue is my fee
Pheromones: ones man’s stink is another man’s perfume. We all perceive smells a little differently. Maybe that’s why you’re missing the tuna whiff OB. Sex smells ya know.
Wipe your minge off using your roommate’s pillow and see if she says anything. If she doesn’t, you know you’re good.
So glad I managed to go through life with only 1 or 2 roommates before I got to the point in life where I bought a house.
Funny thing about the BO is you can’t smell your own funk. Smells like fish, tastes like chicken, plug your nose & keep on lickin
It’ll only be a matter of time before you have a cat problem.
There was a bitch on here before based on someone complaining about their roommates smelling bad after they had sex. I wonder if you are the roommate’s that bitch was ditected at?
The boys do swim upstream so maybe there is something to that fishy smell.
Fabreeze your bed or open a window!
You were steeping in your own funk, which is why you didn’t notice, and after smelling you two horndogs humping out Eau de Cloverleaf, I’d be surprised if roomie wants to suck on anything.
o.p., ever hear the old saying.”that once you get past the smell, you got it licked.” there is the reason behind it right here. some females do have a deffinate fishy smell, after sex, even before. and yes, you can shower, bathe or wipe down with wet wipes, but it still comes back. it has to do with bacteria, i would get it checked out too.
by the way o.p., tell her that the suckster can help her get laid, just give me a yell, i will be there in a hard on time.
You realize that you CAN smell like fish without having an STD, right, OB?
Maybe you have a vaginal infection?
If Oprah taught me anything it’s that if you smell like a fish, go to the doctor!
maybe you should use condoms and not let the guy come all up inside you. Yuck – it’s their funky cum that makes your pussy reek like a dead trout. Also, what’s with the facials being all the rage now? That is so NOT a treat! I don’t want that shit on me, point that shit somewhere else, out the window if you have to …. not in my sweet honey pot !
NO BAMBINOS!!!
out the window?!?!?
and here I though watching for bird shit was bad enough….
Not into cum-play, are we, No Fool? 😛
not sure if fap….
test fap!
fap fap fap
no_fool….there is nothing wrong with frosting a girls face like a cake.
ding ding ding ding ding
I finally got to use that in a public setting without setting it up myself…..one more thing off my douchebag bucket list.
Yeah, thaaaaat’s right…it’s all the GUY’S fault your snapper stinks…Pffft! Listen, if the whole reason it reeks is because of the guy’s baby batter going rancid up inside you, then that should be a HUGE fucking clue to go wash yourself, no_fool! (And, out the window?? Classy. Reeaaalll classy.) It has nothing to do with semenal fluid. It’s like PK says, if you still smell like a bait shop after you clean yourself, go to the doctor.
three possibilities..
1. You smell and can’t tell. Washing doesn’t do shit if you don’t do it right, don’t wear underwear, don’t do laundry or naturally stink (and sorry sweetie but some people do no matter how much they wash.)
2. You’re right and your roommate is jealous of your relationship status. In which case it’s time to move out.
3. Your roommate just plain doesn’t like you. In which case it’s time to move out.
in any event, why would you live with a nasty, sour bitch like that?
Cum stinks and it taste like Chlorox… so don’t front!
It depends on what a man eats also no_fool. If they eat like garlic and other spicy shit all the time, it will taste bad but if they eat fruit, it will taste like nothing. Ram some pineapple down your boyfriend’s throat a few times a day.
The smell/taste of cum is highly dependent on the individual, their lifestyle and most importantly, their diet, no fool.
Some men can taste bitter whereas others are quite sweet.
Some men can cause allergic reactions, while others are completely harmless.
It just depends.
Cum play can be really fun. You should try it sometime.
http://ezinearticles.com/?Sperm-Taste—10…
PK….my god….think of the children.
These comments are fippity fap worthy.
did you actually go get tested?!
I dont care if I think someone is lying or whatever… if someone says fish about me im going to the doctors asap! Better safe then sorry.
i don’t know… my man eats a lot of fruit and i still gag..
she probably just smells. sex has a smell hers isnt a good one
does the whole severe peanut butter allergy hold true?
ie, if they have a peanut allergy and I have a sandwich…
can it be fatal?
’cause that would likely be the on of the worst ways to go…
omg haha. i have never heard of that!
Such an informative article PG! Now I’m hungry.
Maybe OB’s man eats a lot of tuna?
So OP, if there’s no smell, how is she able to guess that you had sex when it was about a half hour ago? You sound stupid.
AND she smells funny….Try douche, ya douche.
Why the fuck is no onne talking about HIS smell? It doesn’t have to be the FEMALE’ s fault there’s a lingering funk after sex! I, for one, have never stank, as I keep myself fresh and clean at all times. In my 33 years I can also honestly say i have never even had a yeast infection. Ever hear of BAG SWEAT? Or DICK CHEESE?? If a man is already ripe down there and then has sex, his bag sweats even more and secretes a sweet, pungent funk into the air that lingers for ages! Fucking YUCK. Men are perfectly capable of reeking to fucking hell down there! A dirty man smells just as bad if not worse than a dirty woman!
yeah, but it’s still just a sweaty BO ball bag smell…
not ‘secretions combined with sweat’.
Men don’t tend to smell like fish, though, tak man.
And anyone can get an infection — it’s not just ‘dirty’ women who get vaginal infections. YOU could get one at any time. It doesn’t matter how much you wash yourself. In fact, those who wash their actual vaginas tend to be at risk for infections because you’re not supposed to wash up in there — you’re supposed to wash your vulva/labia, but NEVER stick soap or douche (vinegar and chemicals up your hoo haw? no thanks!) up your vag.
Sorry, Charlie, but unless you’re fucking a merman, fish smell can definitely be pinned back to you. My niece had a roommate who had something going on in her coochie that gave her a fishy smell. Luckily she had her own bathroom, but still–people would comment on it when they entered the apartment!
Sure–men can smell funky and what he ate can even reveal itself in his spunk. Man funk is more of a cheesy-spermy smell, though…
OB, you should google fishy smelling pussy to help you ID what is swimming around in there so you can deal with it. If your roommate noticed the odour, chances are pretty good that your sex partner did, too…
Q: What’s the difference between going down on a woman and eating a tuna fish sandwich?
A: I dunno…
Q: Great! Do you have plans for lunch?
i really like tuna melts, now i’m not sure
I once knew a boy who’s penis smelled like fish. At first I was terrified the smell was me but upon closer inspection, it was definitely him. He had terrible all over hygiene I came to find out. Ick ick shudder.
And that is one of several reasons I don’t like fish.
lotta responses to smelly pussy bitches, reminds me of that scene in from dusk til dawn…i will not link it
Op…I had a girlfriend once who had a slight fishy smell ! CI— is that you ?
Either she is a true psychic or you & your partner have a distinct odor & she’s picking up on it.
Even if she is jealous because she isn’t getting any at this time, that don’t change the fact you stink girl .
@ no_fool you took the words right out of my twisted brain but I heard it years ago as -smells like fish, tastes like chicken, insert a finger & keep on lickin’ …lol
I love fish–but not when it smells ‘fishy’ the really fresh, fresh fish–
I’m talking about cracking open an oyster so fresh that it shudders slightly when you squeeze lemon on it–a fresh, salty, briney, yummy that you can’t wait to feel on your tongue…
not the smell of dead fish on the beach–ew
and as you know xeno, don’t order fish on a monday
testify, sistah—being as far inland as I am, I don’t even buy fish retail until Wednesday or Friday, when I know the truck has arrived…
You or your partner may have an STI and don’t know it. It is quite common. Some STI’s and some vaginal infections will cause a fishy smell. Get yourselves checked out.
Anybody ever go down on someone and have their partner fart in their face?
I thought I heard it all. Apparently I haven’t. There are tips to make your semen taste better? That’s hilarious! To me, if you insist on consuming somebody’s bodily secretions, don’t complain about the taste. no_fool, I’ll have to take your word on the clorox, sperm similarities, I do not ever intend to taste either of them.
What are we talking about Biscuit, some sort of threesome?
What Biscuit is describing is known as fumilingus.
It can be a deal breaker.
Yeah men can be stankin alright, I went out with one guy who was uncircumsized and after I pulled the skin back on the head, I was like – BARF
HAIL no! Ain’t puttin my face anywhere near that, fishy, rotting garbage smell. Google: Smegma and you’ll find out all about it. LOL
Also, douche is bad and can make things worse says Cosmo… although I watched an interesting youtube video before about how vinegar and water makes your pussy tighter!
THE MYSTIQUE OF THE VAGINA: YEARNING, HORROR AND REVULSION
My guess is that this bitch was posted by a mysognistic young man, possibly studying for the priesthood, but one who shows imagination by scripting the story as taking place between two female roomates.
He draws upon the deep psychological wells of the mystique of the vagina in the male psyche. Passing by the male’s yearning for orgasmic union with the vagina and the horror of having it “lock” on him during intercourse, the author proceeds directly to the revulsion stage, its fishy smell.
Ordinarily it is the sight of the vagina rather than its smell which is the focus of this revulsion: The bloody hole stirs up the castration phobia, but the fishy smell comes in a close second. It gives evidence of profound and horrifying corruption roiling away in the depths of the female body.
I want to wish the author all the best with his priestly studies.
A pleasure as always.
Cheerio!
It’s like Plato’s “Allegory of the Cave” in Panavision, Senssurround AND Smello-Rama. No, I have no intention of defending this thesis.
5 x 5 x 2 + 1
Whoa! I’ve never met a vagina that I found revolting… and it certainly never brought up any deep seeded fears of castration! Thank God. I believe it’s totally situational and dependent on the persons involved. I’m not the type to be put off by a little odor, in fact, that fishy smell has nothing on what wafts up from a mans nether regions after a long hot day at work.
I could never describe a vagina using words like ‘horror’, or ‘corruption’. Kinda kills the mood, dontchathink?
There wouldn’t be so much mystique surrounding them if a person just spent a little more time in their company. They can be quite friendly sometimes! Sometimes…
there you go op there’s an easy way to tell if you actually stink or not..
If she only brings it up after sex (as in “Wow. Something smells”) then it’s you. Guaranteed. Because she’s noticing it at the right time.
If she brings it up randomly, it’s not you. Unless you’re really manky.
See a doctor.. You should be seeing one anyway whether you stink or not.
RSVP
: TheCaptain (05/09, 10:05AM)
” I could never describe a vagina using words like ‘horror,’ or ‘corruption.’ Kinda kills the mood, dontchathink?”
Yes, Captain, this is true. But my point was that the bitch was written by a young man training for the priesthood for whom your “mood” is not a factor in play or if it is it must be suppressed.
This of course brings up the question of the role of the female in the psyche of the religiously devout priest. For him – it is always a “him” since religions are all patriarchical – she is a fleshly carnal creature, the source of temptation and possible damnation. In face-to-face contact she puts the priest “out of countenance” as the expression goes. He doesn’t know what to make of her. Unlike Islam where things are more straightforward as far as females go (to their misfortune) in Catholocism there is the cult of the Virgin Mary, the Mother of God. She is on a pedestal and so mitigates the force of patriarchical religious fury against the fertile yet single female, most of whome are Jezebels. Words like “horror” and “corruption” are therefore not as outlandish as they might seem to us.
A pleasure as always.
Cheerio!
I see, I see. Well, I always knew I wouldn’t make a good priest! Thanks for clearing that up for me MM. There won’t be any vagina’s on pedestals for TheCaptain!
hey no_fool, i would love to see you in action, bet we could make some weird noises together?
and by the way peoples, sometimes the smell of a females puss, can be a real turn on, to real men. i know that myself, if there isn’t a trace of some smell, then she is hiding something, and that could be a lot worse, than a little fishy smell. bring it on girls, i’m free all next week. and to my red headed little honey, yes, you can turn up too.
Nothing can knock you out faster than entering a bathroom stall after a lady who either doesn’t take hygiene seriously or is … going through something. That being said, men can project their own fair share of fumes …
RSVP
: TheCaptain (05/09, 4:29PM)
“Well, I always knew I wouldn’t make a good priest.”
I’m glad you always knew that, Captain. Matters in my own case were not as clear-cut. The first fifteen years of my education were at the hands of Catholic teaching orders, the Mothers of the Sacred Heart in elementary school and the Jesuits in high school and undergraduate university where several classmates, some close friends, actually did become priests.
While I am presently a lapsed Catholic – I’m not excatly sure what that means – the question of the role of the female in Catholocism generally and in the psyche of the priest in particular is of considerable interest to me since, in some respects, I am describing myself. (No, not the “horror” and the “revulsion”part.) In addition to a conscious-structuring Catholic education I was also for several years an altar boy. This might seem to be an absurd comment to an “outsider” but it is not. In effect it structured my consciousness even further to the point that, like the lapsed graduate of the Islamic Madrassa or the Hasidic Jew, I can see matters, at least to some degree I think, from the inside. (Protestantism is for the true-believing Catholic little more than a hymn-singing service club – the Rotarians, the Oddfellows, and so on – of whom one asks, “Well, what do they believe? What is their doctrinal core?”)
While I still detect traces of a certain dogmatism in myself, it is more in the form of the demand for reasons rather than in the form of religious belief. (Some commenters might have noticed this.) Perhaps it is the philosophical residue of the teachings of Thomas Acquinas after the doctrinal dimension of his thought has ceased to function.
A pleasure as always.
Cheerio!
We are alike in that sense MM. I was raised in a devout Catholic Cape Breton family, I spent a few years as an alter boy as well and even became the groundskeeper for the church at one point.
After confirmation, I flip flopped back and forth on whether I would continue going to church or not. Of course I wanted to rebel! I spent a lot of time after that trying to discover what I actually believed in.
What caused me so much trouble was my standpoint regarding the Church itself, versus its teachings and beliefs. I couldn’t stand the scandals, nor the top-heavy hierarchy. But I did hold true to the core structures, like the 10 commandments. That shit is applicable in any situation, regardless of your creed.
I dabbled in a few religions as I grew up, finally settling on Quakers. The only religion I, more or less, completely agreed with.
You’re right, about seeing things from the inside out.
“One must walk in the shadow to appreciate the light”
I’m not equating the Catholic Church to shadows and darkness, but I’m sure you know what I’m getting at.
No, Biscuit. What a weird question. Ever fart on someone’s balls? Girls? While on top? Me neither….just asking. But I would die laughing if I did.