To the guy who checks our electricity panels once a month,
who are you? I have the most gigantic crush on you and I can’t even figure out what on earth you are doing when you drop by the office and take off to the electric room. I also never know when you’re going to show up, which is a problem since I often wake up late and roll down the street to work looking like a homeless person. Please at least let me know your first name so I can put my Facebook stalking skills to good use. —Hot & Bothered Receptionist
This article appears in Apr 26 – May 2, 2012.


Just a little creepy…
maybe it’s the bus driver stalker, they’ve moved on
… at least working for NSPower, you know they’re getting paid well…
record profits n all.