To the woman who felt it was necessary to put your 2 cents into a transaction at our shop on a return that wasn’t hers. I say the following, I understand from your blurb that you work in retail, and that you’ve been doing it for a while. And that you have vast wealth of dealing with customers I’m sure. But you really had no place to get into my transaction with a gentlemen trying to return broken merchandise, on an item that left our shop in perfect condition. And considering that we are a 2nd store where there is a different protocol for returning used goods. An additional point I want you to understand is that I am also a student. One who is funded by a line of credit, what does this mean you might ask. Let me fill you in. I am willing to deepen myself in more debt, to cut my hours of work back, longer evening nights at the library. Just so that I can devote the days to looking for your place of work. When I do find you. I will call in all acquaintances, friends and family (pay those who are willing) to do me a favor of going to your place of work and returning some form a treatment in which you have bestowed onto me
–GCM
This article appears in Jan 21-27, 2010.
You had me until the last part….the whole “i’m going to hunt you down” part is a little creepy, I gotta say.
OP needs to spend more time in a grammar and syntax class than worrying about being Jean Grey or Batman. And living off of credit is going to leave you homeless.
OP left out the good part…
HAHA Fat yep !!!
my, my, such vhemence from a little dorkie snot nosed asshole.i just hope buddy doesn’t read this and come and pound the fuck out of you. and if he does, hey, you thrw down the gaunlet with your mouth going here.nough fucking said.
Kill her children and serve them to her in chili. Taste her sweet, sweet tears of despair. Not sure if I’m I’m sampling Titus Andronicus or South Park on this one. And. Web Commissar, Uncle Vanya’s silver tongue is planted firmly in cheek. I’d never give away chili to a stranger. It’s all mine.
i love south park but that one was brutal…is that you ivan or stacey keach
The smell of revenge…
Let me know when you find her OP. We’ll smash her shop up good!
Retail….wow.
Painey, its a marvellous character actor named William Smith playing the ruthless Spetsnaz Colonel Strelnikov from what is probably one of the worst movies that I admit to actually enjoying. Red Dawn.
okey dokey i’ll check it out
Unless you groove on watching the casts of “The Outsiders” and “Dirty Dancing” play guerrilla against the
Soviet and Cuban no-goodniks who have occupied their corner of Colorado I’d say give it a miss. Now I get off on fake Soviet tanks and helicopters and am up for a bit of good old fashioned Red-Baiting any day of the week but even I have to admit its an acquired taste.
bad movies can be fun, i watched plan 9 from outer space for the umpteenth time, that ed wood…wacky dude
I loved Johnny Depp’s portrayal of him, but I kinda get the feeling that his life wasn’t quite the light-hearted romp that Tim Burton depicted. and yer right, Plan 9 is in a class all by itself.
ya gotta feel bad very bela. i forget who replaced him…his hairdresser, valet???
“”I will call in all acquaintances, friends and family (pay those who are willing) to do me a favor….”
Hey, I know a guy who can help. One time, the bank would cash his welfare check, so he took a shit in a potted plant.
He’d be perfect
one time i worked with this chinese guy who wouldn’t say shit if his… and myself and another cook were trashing each other pretty good and after the chinese quietly said to me excuse me martin i know people who will break his leg really cheap for you; after i picked myself off the floor i was thats ok brother we were just joking around:)
No doubt…I’d stay away from that too…kinda sobers things up when someone talks about violence like that, and you know they’re serious…
But, still, nothing says “civil disobedience” like a bowel movement in a public place…
more effective than a tofu pie in the face…i am trying to collide two bitches
I know a little old Korean dude in Calgary . One time he said about the gangs here ” give me 10 minutes and they wouldn’t exist “. I tend to believe the little fucker – hearing his war stories and shit he says !!!