Hah, are all these people really THAT dilusional and self-absorbed? They get all dolled up and strike up poses like they’re at some sort of Hollywood celebrity red carpet grand opening gala. LOL – this is HALIFAX people! My but they certainly try, there are brass and red velvet barriers all lined up to coral the Halifax VIPs away from their adoring fans LOL. I’m not really sure who’s worse – the oranged up Hollywood dolls with their guido entourage or the douchebags promoting the whole thing…. Anyway, thanks for the entertainment – very VERY laughable.

–joey@home

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  1. WHERE. DO. I. FREAKING. START. WITH. THIS. BITCH.

    Oh how about BEST BITCH EVER!

    If I see one more ooompa fucking loompa with crusty platinum blonde hair…ugh. It’s either that or a magazine dedicated to Jersey Shore wannabes.

  2. Can’t wait to be a guido for halloween. I don’t wanna waste money on a UFC shirt though, might just stick with popping the collar on one of my polo shirts.

  3. This one definitely gets my vote for Best Bitch Ever. Totally nails it by using the word “delusional.”

    Oooh! Velvet Ropes! Everyone over there is so FAMOUS! And everyone over here is such RIFF RAFF!

    Hmmm. I should get some of those velvet ropes to set up over here at my place . . . so everyone would know that anyone coming over must be truly . . . ELITE!

  4. I’m going to beat Life Sucks to the punch here Rubyanka, but shouldn’t your enthusiasm for velvet ropes be posted under Savage Love, not LTWWB. Really sorry, couldn’t resist.

  5. sad thing is some of these A listers are going to be the rulers of our worlds some god forsaken day; kill me kill me now:(

  6. Don’t worry Martym, these spackers couldn’t organize a circle jerk during Abu Ghraib night at Reflections. The ones that don’t starve themselves to death will burn out their reptilian brains with lawyer candy. It’ll still be the bureaucrats and public sector trade unions calling the shots. . On second thought, pass the Koolaid Reverend Jones.

  7. I always thought of the term “Halifax VIP” as an oxymoron. Wicked awe-sam bitch (as they say in Jersey!)

  8. I think it sucks that they stopped printing the names of the “Faces”, it used to be fun creeping the hot ones on facebook (you know they want it, why else would they set their security settings so anyone can look at their ‘poses’)

  9. What is also funny is that a lot of the bars/restaurants that ‘win’ in that mag are the ones that get ripped on the most in The Coast. ha ha

  10. I think this is one rare time I’m up for saving the environment.
    Stop printing that vile filth!
    pics of random people living in the same community… that warrants a magazine!

    ooo, I was in it TWICE…. I’m a VIP!
    BRING OUT THE BABY CANADIAN!!!!!
    I’m WORTH every drop!

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